Nobody’s watching us, right?
on May 1, 2014 at 12:01 amChapter: Caught in the Act
Location: Alice's house
I was about to make fun of Mary for asking if anybody was watching her, as if anybody cared (they don’t), but in her case it actually makes sense.
That is seriously the most chaste detour into a room for banging I’ve ever seen, though. Â No smooching, no hands not being able to keep off each other. Â It’s so perfunctory. Â They may be sex robots.
I should definitely do a Slipshine of it.
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I recommend you don’t. You’d need to do at least two more to gain back some goodwill.
Or do it then.
I’m confused.
Will that Slipshine be in this old style? Because that might be funny to see =D
[maybe not so sexy, tho]
I like how Slipshine is a specific noun now, vs. just the name of a site that hosts Slipshines.
i am absolutely not kidding when I say i’d get a slipshine account to see a fifteen second pump and dump done in 1998 Walky stylee.
Wow, Billie just sort of faded into the shadows there. Her bright yellow shirt didn’t give her away or anything.
We sure she doesn’t have any abductee powers?
Isn’t Billie half-Asian? Maybe she inherited some kind of ridiculous ninja genes.
Not in this universe she’s not.
Ah yes, Mary and Eric Awkwardly Sin Like Sex Robots, has a nice ring to it.
Nonono, what we want is Eric Schtupps HER Stein. Or… something punny like that, with that last name he needs it.
Well, the sin is lust, after all.
Maybe if Mary acts like a robot, it won’t be as sinful.
I’m pretty sure Slipshine already has a comic called Sex Robots. And if they don’t, they should.
As far as I can see, it hasn’t. But there’s plenty of differently-named comics there that contain sex robots. “Space Sex Squad” is full of them from Episode 5 onward. “Momo Impact” seems to have at least one, too.
Who knows? Maybe Mary gets her freak on, wild and crazy like. You know how some of those devouts can get, with all that whipping themselves, and enjoying seeing people crucified… add some leather into the mix, and it’s a roaring S&M
She makes Eric wear a crown of thorns so she can show how much she loves Jesus.
So … is Billie just gonna sit there the whole time and eavesdrop on them like a creeper?
Oh. Ugh.
I really hope the comment about doing a Slipshine of Mary was a joke. Yuck.
Now, Joyce and Walky destroying that hotel room? THAT I’d pay to see. And then take up smoking just so I could have a cigarette afterwards.
Damn it. Everything I say is just… bad with this Howard Gravatar. His eyes, man. His horrible staring eyes.
Meanwhile my Gravatar gives everything I say a sarcastic air.
I have a Sarah Gravatar over at Dumbing, so I understand that as well.
Also – love your handle. Nice d20 reference.
And that last panel is a just so…..
Mary and Howard walking in as if going to the movies…and Billie is the very picture of ‘oh shit, the perfect end to a perfect day’.
The art may be the old style, but the ‘actions’ are still excellent. Hard to pinpoint, just really really in your face.
I think you mean Mary and Eric. Note the tags.
But yes, Billie’s expression is incredible. Particularly considering the old art style.
“Mary and Howard perform a fumbled, confusing, partial sex act” would be the weirdest slipshine ever.
But at least Howard has a personality.
Unlike Eric the Robot.
Seems Billy has a bit of batman in her, she totally vanished into that wall!
or Catwoman (“so, thats how that feels”)
Or Dina.
My eyes say NOOOOOO!!
But my mind says this might be an interesting slipshine…. *Backs into shadows to hide*
Mary and Eric Perform a Robotic Sex Act Summary:
Page 1: Mary asks Eric to turn off the lights.
Page 2-4: Awkward sex noises set to completely black panels
Page 5: Splash Page, Black – single word balloon “Oops. Sorry about that Mary”
Page 6: Lights turn on, Mary glares at Eric.
Pages 7-22: Mary continues to glare at Eric until he leaves the room in shame.
why, oh why can I not plus this
That is beautiful.
Why the gap between “No” and “body” in Panel 4?
It’s to ensure you read it to the tune of “All-Star.”
We are the sex robots/we are here to sex you/were are here to sex you with the terrible secret of space?
Originally posted:
October 10, 1999