HEY it’s Machete! And he’s here for some EXPOSITION!!!! and maybe some mythology gags
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Joyce and Walky!
Two xennials live in sin!
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Head Alien: Genre savvy, but not genre savvy enough to know not to tempt fate like THAT hey heady guess what today is, the first day of FALL
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Manipulative
on September 21, 2021 at 12:01 amChapter: The Wedding
Characters: Amber O'Malley, David Walkerton, Dorothy Keener, Fake Rachel, Head Alien, Jason Chesterfield, Jennifer Billingsworth, Joe Rosenthal, Joyce Brown, Leslie Bean, Mike Warner, Robin DeSanto
Location: The Wedding Church
READ THE ROOM, HEAD ALIEN
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…Mom?
on September 19, 2021 at 12:01 amChapter: The Wedding
Characters: Amber O'Malley, Assorted Future Kids, David Walkerton, Donna Warner, Dorothy Keener, Head Alien, Joyce Brown, Mike Warner, Mrs. Brown
Location: The Wedding Church
I realized a bit later that, HEY, crap, I already pulled a very similar moment in the final It’s Walky! battle where somebody jumps in front of a bullet meant for Walky, that time with Grace and Mandy. Dangit! Anyway, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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This definitely makes me think of that John Mulaney bit about how much more kickass it is to say “MY WIFE” instead of “mY gIRlFrIeNd,” even though this page predates it by a few years.
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yes, joe, note the exactly two hints in this whole backlog of strips that rachel was replaced, exactly two “and also a third thing, which definitely happened but couldn’t be bothered to be depicted, which would make it a trend!!!!”
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KWHAK!
on September 15, 2021 at 12:01 amChapter: The Wedding
Characters: David Walkerton, Dorothy Keener, Fake Rachel, Head Alien, Jason Chesterfield, Joe Rosenthal, Joyce Brown
Location: The Wedding Church
Fake Rachel dispassionately doing super sweet jumpkicks. Joe is very distraught that he’s not turned on by this. He’s not even MENTIONING how distraught he is by not being turned on by this. That’s how you know he’s broken.
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A safe place
on September 14, 2021 at 12:01 amChapter: The Wedding
Characters: Amber O'Malley, Assorted Future Kids, Brock Doc, Danny Wilcox, David Walkerton, Donna Warner, Dorothy Keener, Head Alien, Jason Chesterfield, Jennifer Billingsworth, Joyce Brown, Leslie Bean, Mike Warner, Stephen Wilcox
Location: The Wedding Church
Gotta check in on our Non-Abductee Fighter Chicks! I mean, Amber’s not exactly at Dumbiverse power levels, but she’s got some experience. Though most of it is of falling off tall things.
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Be done with these guys in like three seconds
on September 11, 2021 at 12:01 amChapter: The Wedding
Characters: Assorted Future Kids, Danny Wilcox, David Walkerton, Dorothy Keener, Fake Rachel, Head Alien, Jason Chesterfield, Joe Rosenthal, Joyce Brown, Monkey Master, Robin DeSanto, Sal Walters
Location: The Wedding Church
Nice for one guy to reach out to Joe to see if he’s doing okay!!!
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Ruin their special day
on September 10, 2021 at 12:01 amChapter: The Wedding
Characters: Amber O'Malley, Assorted Future Kids, Brock Doc, Charles Walkerton, David Walkerton, Dorothy Keener, Head Alien, Jason Chesterfield, Joe Rosenthal, Joyce Brown, Mike Warner, Monkey Master, Paige Walters, Perry Brown
Location: The Wedding Church
Shooting to wound is something I’m fairly certain is made up for television. You go for center of mass or basically you can expect to miss. Anyway, they’re all taking this very well, except Joe.
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