Joyce Brown

A mindwiped supersoldier who loves teddy bears and whatever else she loved before she got mindwiped.

Comics: 626
Recent Appearance: Offering a non-olive branch
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 3

David Walkerton

He's Professor Doc's lab assistant and will never amount to anything more than that.

Comics: 529
Recent Appearance: I've got a shot in the dark.
First Appearance: I'm involved now.

Joe Rosenthal

Joe has one thing on his mind: girls. Girls and also probably more girls.

Comics: 449
Recent Appearance: Are Joyce and Sal all right?
First Appearance: College is fine

Danny Wilcox

Danny knew he could either be right or charismatic. He chose the former.

Comics: 448
Recent Appearance: G-Gotcha!
First Appearance: College is fine

Sal Walters

Dark, secret past, super great at kicking ass, wears a jacket.

Comics: 448
Recent Appearance: Offering a non-olive branch
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 2

Jason Chesterfield

He's from England and wears a bow tie.

Comics: 340
Recent Appearance: It will take a while to dig out this rubble.
First Appearance: For the kid

Head Alien

He's the head of all the aliens. Not so strong, but a sweet-talker.

Comics: 231
Recent Appearance: Offering a non-olive branch
First Appearance: Can we do this for real now?

Jennifer Billingsworth

Former cheerleader, current alcoholic.

Comics: 207
Recent Appearance: I've got a shot in the dark.
First Appearance: Comiconference, page 3

Mike Warner

An asshole. Don't expect more than that.

Comics: 156
Recent Appearance: I-is that a-all you g-got?
First Appearance: This 'ere yellow stripe

Dina Sarazu

Comics: 136
Recent Appearance: It will take a while to dig out this rubble.
First Appearance: NO mercy!

Sarah Clinton

She's here to deliver sarcasm. Joyce is her roommate, so her cup runneth over.

Comics: 99
Recent Appearance: G-Gotcha!
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 3

Mary Bradford

She'd be a nice Christian girl if she weren't banging all those dudes.

Comics: 90
Recent Appearance: Hey, there you are.
First Appearance: Better off

Ruth Lesse

Punching other people doesn't seem to solve her depression, but what about punching a car with another car?

Comics: 83
Recent Appearance: Why can't she just love me for who I am?
First Appearance: No harm done

Steve Walkerton

His real name is "Beef," but someone should tell his birth certificate.

Comics: 74
Recent Appearance: News reports are saying it crashed outside the city
First Appearance: I'm involved now.

Anthony McHenry

Comics: 65
Recent Appearance: Say, where's your yellow stripe?
First Appearance: The subjects

Howard Lesse

He's into Star Trek and also Star Trek.

Comics: 61
Recent Appearance: G-Gotcha!
First Appearance: Sane Freshmen

Tony McHenry

A chin like a brick and a nose to match.

Comics: 59
Recent Appearance: It will take a while to dig out this rubble.
First Appearance: This 'ere yellow stripe

Monkey Master

Comics: 57
Recent Appearance: G-Gotcha!
First Appearance: Portfolio

Professor Doc

Comics: 56
Recent Appearance: It will take a while to dig out this rubble.
First Appearance: God bless 79-cent burritos

Daisy Conrad

Comics: 44
Recent Appearance: News reports are saying it crashed outside the city
First Appearance: Super-powered zombies

Alan Rees

Comics: 41
Recent Appearance: News reports are saying it crashed outside the city
First Appearance: The government

Linda Walkerton

Comics: 41
Recent Appearance: It will take a while to dig out this rubble.
First Appearance: Useless

Dark Power 451

Comics: 34
Recent Appearance: Where's everyone off to in a huff?
First Appearance: Needing advice

Fred the Alien

Comics: 29
Recent Appearance: Let's get back to base.
First Appearance: Duct Tape

Daniel

Comics: 25
Recent Appearance: A very bad and dirty thought
First Appearance: A more playful pet

Mayberry Melonpool

Comics: 25
Recent Appearance: The Duck's seen worse
First Appearance: You'll be telling your grandchildren about this day, Melonpool

Mrs. Brown

Joyce's mom.

Comics: 24
Recent Appearance: G-Gotcha!
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 3

Stan the Alien

Comics: 23
Recent Appearance: Let's get back to base.
First Appearance: Duct Tape

Ralph Zinobop

Comics: 23
Recent Appearance: One of our better landings
First Appearance: You'll be telling your grandchildren about this day, Melonpool

Anti-Joyce

Comics: 23
Recent Appearance: I'm in your MIND!
First Appearance: Ah knew you were in cahoots!

Derrick the Alien

Comics: 19
Recent Appearance: Giant pulsating guns!
First Appearance: Hyper as ever

Bryan Nowak

Comics: 19
Recent Appearance: News reports are saying it crashed outside the city
First Appearance: Super-powered zombies

Mr. Brown

Joyce's dad.

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: G-Gotcha!
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 3

John Walters

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: SMUCK!
First Appearance: Thanks, Pa

Ultra Car

Right now this is just a normal red SUV.

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: Dakota forests
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 12

Ron Brooks

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: Ruth was right
First Appearance: Lots in common

Jalea Bates

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: The Duck's seen worse
First Appearance: You'll be telling your grandchildren about this day, Melonpool

Carly Spencer

Comics: 16
Recent Appearance: Bad, Howard! Very bad!
First Appearance: Lots in common

Jim Carrington

Comics: 16
Recent Appearance: Surprise.
First Appearance: The world is mine! Ha ha!

Ralphie Zinobop

Comics: 16
Recent Appearance: One of our better landings
First Appearance: Mayberry, I can locate Ralph!

Mandy Kowalski

Comics: 15
Recent Appearance: I-is that a-all you g-got?
First Appearance: Under my control

Pic

Comics: 15
Recent Appearance: Everyone duck fer cover!
First Appearance: Lame inside jokes

Robo-Vac

Comics: 13
Recent Appearance: What are you reading?
First Appearance: Moolah

The Cheese

Comics: 13
Recent Appearance: G-Gotcha!
First Appearance: Portfolio

Martha Walters

Comics: 13
Recent Appearance: I. HOPE. YOU. DIE.
First Appearance: 'Scuse me

LV!

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Monkey-humped
First Appearance: Lame inside jokes

Mr. Wilcox

Danny's dad

Comics: 11
Recent Appearance: Incomprehensible
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 1

David Willis

Comics: 11
Recent Appearance: You're late for youth group
First Appearance: Happy birthday

Guns

Comics: 11
Recent Appearance: Whoa, boy! Down, boy!
First Appearance: Grandfatherly

Lith

Comics: 11
Recent Appearance: That thing, he's--
First Appearance: Livejournal

Mrs. Wilcox

Danny's mom

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Mary?! Nono nono, send her back!
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 1

Man-In-Black

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Cough cough!
First Appearance: Pssst! Hey!

Hooper

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Hey, you! You... big, nasty... thing!
First Appearance: Under my control

Marcie Diaz

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Hey, Tony, want to know why Sal shot you in the back?
First Appearance: White House

Grace Svenson

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: I've informed the police and they'll leave us alone.
First Appearance: White House

Honey Bun

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: American Pie 3
First Appearance: Men and Marriage

Clyde the Alien

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: About ti--
First Appearance: Salvador

Trixter

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: Grunt SPLAT!
First Appearance: Lame inside jokes

Charles Walkerton

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: We're openin' our presents
First Appearance: Useless

Hooks

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: U.S.S. Charge
First Appearance: Under my control

Sierra Snow

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: That's right, shorty.
First Appearance: Pay grade

Thy

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: Out of my way
First Appearance: Kill shot

Drunk Mike Warner

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: Leave Joyce alone!
First Appearance: Thank the maker

R.A.

The Resident Assistant

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Even more Phantom Menace
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 1

Carl Ramirez

Sarah's friend. Got a goatee and a baseball cap.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: The Deep End
First Appearance: Bummer of a Roomie

kitty

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Blech
First Appearance: Hello, Kitty!

President Bill Clinton

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Taco Bell
First Appearance: Plagued with a sense of normalcy

Perc

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Monkey-humped
First Appearance: Squad 42

Mon

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Out of my way
First Appearance: Sorry I'm late

Mrs. Rosenthal

Joe's mom

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Buy your love
First Appearance: Hewwo

Aliens

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Her name is Joyce
First Appearance: Hacking

Mr. Lesse

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: One Day, Part 2, page 10
First Appearance: Ruth and Howard at home for Christmas

Ryan

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: One Day, Part 2, page 12
First Appearance: One Day, Part 2, page 4

X4000-F

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Down to business
First Appearance: Runrunrunrunrunrun

Cecilia Matz

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: News crews
First Appearance: Gonna be sick

Alice Chen

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Slut
First Appearance: Alice

Eric Schtuppenstein

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Perfunctory
First Appearance: Hard up for liquor

Katie or Jennifer the Alien

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Doesn't matter.
First Appearance: I found the aliens.

Max

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: ...Hoop?!
First Appearance: News crews

Ogilhinn McHenry

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: We fought the aliens off that night.
First Appearance: spin spin

Sensitive Scanner

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Scanning, sweetie
First Appearance: These Martian scanners are worthless!

Fitz

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Hey, you! You... big, nasty... thing!
First Appearance: Squad 37, regroup!

Squad 76

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: T-that was Squad 76
First Appearance: BABOOM!

Mr. Rosenthal

Joe's dad

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: College Ho!, page 8
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 1

Steve Richardson

He's a friend of mine. Shows up as crowdfiller sometimes.

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: We've gotta pimp this place up, Alan
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 4

cheerleaders

they cheer

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: College Ho!, page 8
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 6

Dust Bunny

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Social issues
First Appearance: An edge

truck driver

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: ...no regrets.
First Appearance: Swerve!

life drawing class instructor

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Female models
First Appearance: Life drawing

Robin DeSanto

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Subject
First Appearance: Under my control

Steve Stone

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Psyche! Evaluation! page 5
First Appearance: Psyche! Evaluation! page 3

Anti-Head Alien

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Set thrusters to go, Mr. Walk!
First Appearance: Help me herd these Aliens

Chip

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Grunt SPLAT!
First Appearance: U.S.S. Charge

Fin

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: There's miles of stuff in here
First Appearance: Sorry I'm late

Bespectacled and vested girl

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Needing advice
First Appearance: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Dana Swensson

Sarah's friend! She's the one with the lopsided hair and no known drug history in this universe.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: They aren't even married!
First Appearance: Bummer of a Roomie

Vulcan Vandal

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Comiconference, page 5
First Appearance: Comiconference, page 4

nerds

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Collegiate Inventors Society
First Appearance: I built a hovercraft

Tom Chestnut

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Living the geek dream
First Appearance: Tom Chestnut

catgirl robot that can play video games

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Living the geek dream
First Appearance: Tom Chestnut

Mrs. Billingsworth

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: One Day, Part 2, page 10
First Appearance: One Day, Part 2, page 9

COAS dean

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Pssst! Hey!
First Appearance: Interesting commentary

police guard guy

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Hyper as ever
First Appearance: Joe! Wait!

precious widdle Alien

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Little purple Smurfs!
First Appearance: Softy

Doug Kern

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Hey, there you are.
First Appearance: Lame inside jokes

unimpressed coed

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Overcome with irrational lust
First Appearance: A friggin' mountain of manly appeal

Mr. Petshop Guy

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: A more playful pet
First Appearance: Mr. Petshop Guy

anchor tattoo guy

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Tattoo
First Appearance: Mind, Joyce

Jessica the lifeguard

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: New lifeguard
First Appearance: My most favorite base!

Unnamed other lifeguard probably Jennifer

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: New lifeguard
First Appearance: My most favorite base!

SwiftEagle

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Are you from squad 283?
First Appearance: Time is of the essence

David Powers

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: One night I went to see him
First Appearance: I met David

Bloodrose

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Got ya!
First Appearance: Daisy! Beef!

Sam T Dog

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Too bad you didn't win the Grammys
First Appearance: I need my car keys.

Zack

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: He's cut right in two!
First Appearance: Squad 37, regroup!

broken-down car lady

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: So you're out of school?
First Appearance: Cute girl at 6 o'clock

Walkies

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: So make stuff up
First Appearance: Smothering me

Henry Calculusser

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: I hate math

Sarahs

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: A common name

Ball State girl

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Surplus

pizza delivery guy

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Let me answer that question plus another inevitable question

Hansel

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Disney's Hansel and Gretel, page 4

Gretel

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Disney's Hansel and Gretel, page 4

Bowser

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Disney's Hansel and Gretel, page 4

middle schooler with glasses

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Puberty

dorm girl who offers help

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Do you need help?

Ponytailed girl with glasses who isn't Billie

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: The Slaggin' Keys

Kate Mulgrew

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Comiconference, page 7

Jonathan Frakes

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Comiconference, page 7

Raksha

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Comiconference, page 7

Skyflight

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Comiconference, page 7

Mrs. Dingo

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Boop! Boop!

Mr. Kangaroo probably

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Boop! Boop!

Liz Clinton

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Sarah at home for Christmas

Mrs. Lesse

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ruth and Howard at home for Christmas

Randy Wilcox

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Danny at home for Christmas

cafeteria worker

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Secret love

dudes who won't pay attention to Billie

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Pay attention to me!

amazed nerd

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Collegiate Inventors Contest

drunken Shaggy

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: One Day, Part 1, page 1

tanned foreigner

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: One Day, Part 1, Page 3

happy highschoolers

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: One Day, Part 2, page 2

Ryan's new conquest

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: One Day, Part 2, page 12

Professor Owen

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: COAS433

unfortunate poo-receiving teacher

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Dog ate my homework

Larry

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Whooo!

chicken man

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Chicken

Captain Enviro-Mental

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Captain Enviro-mental

Bob Denver

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Captain Enviro-mental

Daphne Blake

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Captain Enviro-mental

Scoobington Doobington

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Captain Enviro-mental

guy who might be Swift i dunno

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Gonna be sick

Optimus Prime

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Gonna be sick

some dude

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Who the hell

Robert Powers

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Lame inside jokes

Ryan Smith

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Lame inside jokes

wouldn't hit a guile with glasses would ya

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Password

Mike Green

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Hard up for liquor

Margaret Browning

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Hard up for liquor

David Jones

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Hard up for liquor

video game nerds

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Stuck in a party

snarky coed

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Alternate dimension evil duplicates!

Agatha Larsen

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Year Zero.

Andy O'Brien

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Year Zero.

Jeph

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: KRAASH!

Joel

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: KRAASH!

Spike

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: KRAASH!

Danielle

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: KRAASH!

Robowang

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: News crews

Wack'd

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Kill shot

Maggie Weidner

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Kill shot

Obs

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Livejournal

Mr. Other Petshop Guy

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Hey, Mister

convenience store guy

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: New shipments

Unnamed dude lifeguard

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: New lifeguard

Mavis Buckey

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Mavis

soap opera actress

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Cindy, and her twin, and Rick

Judith McHenry

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: I tried to get Anthony to talk to me

Martians

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: I met David

Roberta Smeffinfeffer

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: I need my car keys.

Jale Bates

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Take cover!!!

Ms. Eables

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Some agents are here to see you

pub ladies

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Hello, ladies.

Vice President Dan Quayle

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Here comes the speaker...

Squad 98

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Squad 98? Where are you?

Tengu

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: U.S.S. Charge

Megs33

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: U.S.S. Charge

Beef Walkerton

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Hey, you! You... big, nasty... thing!

the third woman

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: JOE!!

Jason Biggs

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: American Pie 3

Monkey Masters

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Sounds like.... ANGST!

Jordan Brown

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: So many Browns

Jonathan Brown

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: So many Browns

Justin Brown

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: So many Browns

Jared Brown

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: So many Browns

Jocelyne Brown

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: So many Browns

Mel the Alien

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: The Bermuda Triangle:

Jay and Silent Bob

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: I OWN YOU!!

Marcy Diaz

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: That's right, shorty.