Joyce Brown

A mindwiped supersoldier who loves teddy bears and whatever else she loved before she got mindwiped.

Comics: 1099
Recent Appearance: Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 3

David Walkerton

He's Professor Doc's lab assistant and will never amount to anything more than that.

Comics: 1029
Recent Appearance: So you never saw her again?
First Appearance: I'm involved now.

Sal Walters

Dark, secret past, super great at kicking ass, wears a jacket.

Comics: 722
Recent Appearance: Foolish
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 2

Joe Rosenthal

Joe has one thing on his mind: girls. Girls and also probably more girls.

Comics: 669
Recent Appearance: Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
First Appearance: College is fine

Danny Wilcox

Danny knew he could either be right or charismatic. He chose the former.

Comics: 551
Recent Appearance: Machete...
First Appearance: College is fine

Jason Chesterfield

He's from England and wears a bow tie.

Comics: 533
Recent Appearance: The NBC van!
First Appearance: For the kid

Head Alien

He's the head of all the aliens. Not so strong, but a sweet-talker.

Comics: 309
Recent Appearance: Whew!
First Appearance: Can we do this for real now?

Jennifer Billingsworth

Former cheerleader, current alcoholic.

Comics: 279
Recent Appearance: SPURT!
First Appearance: Comiconference, page 3

Mike Warner

An asshole. Don't expect more than that.

Comics: 268
Recent Appearance: The NBC van!
First Appearance: This 'ere yellow stripe

Dina Sarazu

Comics: 229
Recent Appearance: The NBC van!
First Appearance: NO mercy!

Tony McHenry

A chin like a brick and a nose to match.

Comics: 206
Recent Appearance: Mother. Father.
First Appearance: This 'ere yellow stripe

Monkey Master

Comics: 117
Recent Appearance: King Kong
First Appearance: Portfolio

Sarah Clinton

She's here to deliver sarcasm. Joyce is her roommate, so her cup runneth over.

Comics: 113
Recent Appearance: The President pardoned you.
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 3

Steve Walkerton

His real name is "Beef," but someone should tell his birth certificate.

Comics: 111
Recent Appearance: Is your arm all right?
First Appearance: I'm involved now.

Linda Walkerton

Comics: 110
Recent Appearance: And so...
First Appearance: Useless

Mary Bradford

She'd be a nice Christian girl if she weren't banging all those dudes.

Comics: 104
Recent Appearance: It's the storm we all have to endure.
First Appearance: Better off

Ruth Lesse

Punching other people doesn't seem to solve her depression, but what about punching a car with another car?

Comics: 86
Recent Appearance: It's getting pretty POPULAR up here.
First Appearance: No harm done

Alan Rees

Comics: 83
Recent Appearance: It's getting pretty POPULAR up here.
First Appearance: The government

The Cheese

Comics: 82
Recent Appearance: Foolish
First Appearance: Portfolio

Robin DeSanto

Comics: 78
Recent Appearance: It's Walky.
First Appearance: Under my control

Daisy Conrad

Comics: 77
Recent Appearance: The Martians are gone.
First Appearance: Super-powered zombies

Professor Doc

Comics: 76
Recent Appearance: He's dead.
First Appearance: God bless 79-cent burritos

Anthony McHenry

Comics: 75
Recent Appearance: It's getting pretty POPULAR up here.
First Appearance: The subjects

Howard Lesse

He's into Star Trek and also Star Trek.

Comics: 72
Recent Appearance: It's Walky.
First Appearance: Sane Freshmen

Ultra Car

Right now this is just a normal red SUV.

Comics: 50
Recent Appearance: Machete...
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 12

Penny Worthington

Comics: 47
Recent Appearance: BANG! SPLUT!
First Appearance: Stormtroopers

Dark Power 451

Comics: 39
Recent Appearance: I'm logged onto my email account.
First Appearance: Needing advice

Britjas

Comics: 37
Recent Appearance: The Martians are gone.
First Appearance: The Airforce has been tailin' us

Mandy Kowalski

Comics: 36
Recent Appearance: It's getting pretty POPULAR up here.
First Appearance: Under my control

Mrs. Brown

Joyce's mom.

Comics: 35
Recent Appearance: Well, look who's emerged.
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 3

Daniel

Comics: 35
Recent Appearance: So... now what?
First Appearance: A more playful pet

Jim Carrington

Comics: 34
Recent Appearance: You sent for me?
First Appearance: The world is mine! Ha ha!

Bryan Nowak

Comics: 34
Recent Appearance: The Martians are gone.
First Appearance: Super-powered zombies

Rikk Oberf

Comics: 33
Recent Appearance: We've got our OWN grudges to work out.
First Appearance: Jackie... I am sorry.

Fred the Alien

Comics: 30
Recent Appearance: We've been stuck in the Eighties like forever.
First Appearance: Duct Tape

Marcie Diaz

Comics: 30
Recent Appearance: Machete...
First Appearance: White House

Martians

Comics: 29
Recent Appearance: In 25 years
First Appearance: I met David

Grace Svenson

Comics: 28
Recent Appearance: It's getting pretty POPULAR up here.
First Appearance: White House

Guns

Comics: 28
Recent Appearance: I pause.
First Appearance: Grandfatherly

Rachel Jackson

Comics: 28
Recent Appearance: It's Walky.
First Appearance: Identity Crisis

Mayberry Melonpool

Comics: 27
Recent Appearance: Initiate Sequence Eject 95
First Appearance: You'll be telling your grandchildren about this day, Melonpool

Lith

Comics: 26
Recent Appearance: um.
First Appearance: Livejournal

Anti-Joyce

Comics: 26
Recent Appearance: Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
First Appearance: Ah knew you were in cahoots!

Will Erixon

Comics: 26
Recent Appearance: Hold still
First Appearance: Jackie... I am sorry.

Rumiko Tanaka

Comics: 26
Recent Appearance: I've got a tentacle for an arm.
First Appearance: Jackie... I am sorry.

Hooks

Comics: 25
Recent Appearance: hurf burf must feed
First Appearance: Under my control

Stan the Alien

Comics: 24
Recent Appearance: The Martians are gone.
First Appearance: Duct Tape

Ralph Zinobop

Comics: 24
Recent Appearance: How DELICIOUS!
First Appearance: You'll be telling your grandchildren about this day, Melonpool

Mr. Brown

Joyce's dad.

Comics: 23
Recent Appearance: I need grandchildren
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 3

Alisin Oberf

Comics: 22
Recent Appearance: It's ALL useful, my dear.
First Appearance: Jackie... I am sorry.

Hooper

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: Harvesting bodies...
First Appearance: Under my control

Shanna Cochran

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: Traps within traps within--
First Appearance: She's sentenced to five years.

John Walters

Comics: 20
Recent Appearance: Ah got the resurrection chambers hummin'
First Appearance: Thanks, Pa

Meighan McDowell

Comics: 20
Recent Appearance: Traps within traps within--
First Appearance: Jackie... I am sorry.

Derrick the Alien

Comics: 19
Recent Appearance: Giant pulsating guns!
First Appearance: Hyper as ever

Robo-Vac

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: How the Hell--?
First Appearance: Moolah

Bart O'Ryan

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: It's the storm we all have to endure.
First Appearance: First Contact?

Jackie Thomas

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Hold still
First Appearance: Jackie... I am sorry.

Machete

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: I come from, well, the future.
First Appearance: Mission's a bust!

Ron Brooks

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: Ruth was right
First Appearance: Lots in common

Jalea Bates

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: The Duck's seen worse
First Appearance: You'll be telling your grandchildren about this day, Melonpool

Ralphie Zinobop

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: How DELICIOUS!
First Appearance: Mayberry, I can locate Ralph!

Carly Spencer

Comics: 16
Recent Appearance: Bad, Howard! Very bad!
First Appearance: Lots in common

Sierra Snow

Comics: 16
Recent Appearance: Among the suddenly useless
First Appearance: Pay grade

Martha Walters

Comics: 16
Recent Appearance: Your presence in these Martian ruins is illegal
First Appearance: 'Scuse me

Agatha Larsen

Comics: 15
Recent Appearance: STOP them?
First Appearance: Year Zero.

Pic

Comics: 15
Recent Appearance: Everyone duck fer cover!
First Appearance: Lame inside jokes

Honey Bun

Comics: 14
Recent Appearance: um.
First Appearance: Men and Marriage

David Willis

Comics: 13
Recent Appearance: The Martians are gone.
First Appearance: Happy birthday

Fitz

Comics: 13
Recent Appearance: PREPARE FOR BRAIN EATEN!
First Appearance: Squad 37, regroup!

Aliens

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: The Martians are gone.
First Appearance: Hacking

Man-In-Black

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: BRZZZAAPP!
First Appearance: Pssst! Hey!

LV!

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Monkey-humped
First Appearance: Lame inside jokes

Anti-Head Alien

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Hey, monkey boy, catch.
First Appearance: Help me herd these Aliens

Dargon Chesterfield

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Cold calculations
First Appearance: All you bastards are DEAD

Mr. Wilcox

Danny's dad

Comics: 11
Recent Appearance: Incomprehensible
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 1

Sensitive Scanner

Comics: 11
Recent Appearance: AAAYYYYYY!
First Appearance: These Martian scanners are worthless!

The Electric Man

Comics: 11
Recent Appearance: He evaporated?
First Appearance: Machete! Get off me!

Mrs. Wilcox

Danny's mom

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Mary?! Nono nono, send her back!
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 1

Charles Walkerton

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Future possible offspring
First Appearance: Useless

Travis Amir

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Machete...
First Appearance: Quick thinking.

Clyde the Alien

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: About ti--
First Appearance: Salvador

Dorothy Keener

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: End up resentful
First Appearance: blah blah blah blah

Trixter

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: Grunt SPLAT!
First Appearance: Lame inside jokes

Max

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: Got to-- eh?
First Appearance: News crews

Thy

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: Out of my way
First Appearance: Kill shot

Drunk Mike Warner

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: Leave Joyce alone!
First Appearance: Thank the maker

Hamburger Helper Guy

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: News of the kidnapping shocks and confounds me.
First Appearance: It's you, Jason, isn't it?

Rachel Moore

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: Robo-Vac is my Bible
First Appearance: Quick thinking.

Gerald

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: STOP them?
First Appearance: Yer sense of pity

R.A.

The Resident Assistant

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Even more Phantom Menace
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 1

Carl Ramirez

Sarah's friend. Got a goatee and a baseball cap.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: The Deep End
First Appearance: Bummer of a Roomie

Mist

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Traps within traps within--
First Appearance: It's good to have you BACK, Mist

Nigel the Britja

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: I told you
First Appearance: set up them the bomb

DaveL

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: um.
First Appearance: I loved her.

Head Alien II

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
First Appearance: Machete...

Steve Richardson

He's a friend of mine. Shows up as crowdfiller sometimes.

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: The Martians are gone.
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 4

Dust Bunny

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: How the Hell--?
First Appearance: An edge

kitty

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Blech
First Appearance: Hello, Kitty!

Cecilia Matz

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: no such thing as bad publicity
First Appearance: Gonna be sick

President Bill Clinton

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Taco Bell
First Appearance: Plagued with a sense of normalcy

Perc

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Monkey-humped
First Appearance: Squad 42

David Powers

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Cold calculations
First Appearance: I met David

Mon

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Out of my way
First Appearance: Sorry I'm late

Lloyd Fridges

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Our universe will die a slow energy death!
First Appearance: We had a schedule.

Jon the Alien

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: The Electric Man
First Appearance: Hello? Security.

Merv the Alien

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: The Electric Man
First Appearance: Hello? Security.

Mrs. Rosenthal

Joe's mom

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Buy your love
First Appearance: Hewwo

Mr. Lesse

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: One Day, Part 2, page 10
First Appearance: Ruth and Howard at home for Christmas

Ryan

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: One Day, Part 2, page 12
First Appearance: One Day, Part 2, page 4

X4000-F

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Down to business
First Appearance: Runrunrunrunrunrun

Alice Chen

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Slut
First Appearance: Alice

Eric Schtuppenstein

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Perfunctory
First Appearance: Hard up for liquor

Katie or Jennifer the Alien

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Doesn't matter.
First Appearance: I found the aliens.

Robowang

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: The Martians are gone.
First Appearance: News crews

Ogilhinn McHenry

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: We fought the aliens off that night.
First Appearance: spin spin

Fin

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: If it were up to me, Ah'd still be in there.
First Appearance: Sorry I'm late

Walkies

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: This is an old dog, ain't it?
First Appearance: Smothering me

Squad 76

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: T-that was Squad 76
First Appearance: BABOOM!

dance floor lady

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Kick off the wall!
First Appearance: You're those Alien fighters?

Penny's mom

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Dargon, your son has just been born.
First Appearance: Pick up the pace.

security guard

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: BWARP!
First Appearance: Hello? Security.

Ross MacIntyre

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Guilty about your sinful life
First Appearance: Knock knock

Mr. Rosenthal

Joe's dad

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: College Ho!, page 8
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 1

cheerleaders

they cheer

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: College Ho!, page 8
First Appearance: College Ho!, page 6

truck driver

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: ...no regrets.
First Appearance: Swerve!

life drawing class instructor

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Female models
First Appearance: Life drawing

Andy O'Brien

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Robo-Vac is my Bible
First Appearance: Year Zero.

Steve Stone

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Psyche! Evaluation! page 5
First Appearance: Psyche! Evaluation! page 3

Bloodrose

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Fly to these coordinates in London
First Appearance: Daisy! Beef!

Sam T Dog

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: How DELICIOUS!
First Appearance: I need my car keys.

Chip

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Grunt SPLAT!
First Appearance: U.S.S. Charge

Shooty McHatface

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Donk!
First Appearance: Can we go now?

that poor RVer

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: The beard makes you look like a sissy.
First Appearance: Trailer!

Flankman the Britja

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: How did Doc put it?
First Appearance: You have a deal.

Starline

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: The Martians are gone.
First Appearance: Yer sense of pity

Brassy

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Welp, now we're all fully dilated!
First Appearance: Yer sense of pity

Animal

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: It's time I made a stand!
First Appearance: You awake?

CrazieSun

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: The Martians are gone.
First Appearance: We have to find a way to stop this.

Rakka

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: The Martians are gone.
First Appearance: We have to find a way to stop this.

Obsticons

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: SHOOP!
First Appearance: Ohmygod

Bespectacled and vested girl

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Needing advice
First Appearance: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Dana Swensson

Sarah's friend! She's the one with the lopsided hair and no known drug history in this universe.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: They aren't even married!
First Appearance: Bummer of a Roomie

Vulcan Vandal

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Comiconference, page 5
First Appearance: Comiconference, page 4

nerds

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Collegiate Inventors Society
First Appearance: I built a hovercraft

Tom Chestnut

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Living the geek dream
First Appearance: Tom Chestnut

catgirl robot that can play video games

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Living the geek dream
First Appearance: Tom Chestnut

Mrs. Billingsworth

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: One Day, Part 2, page 10
First Appearance: One Day, Part 2, page 9

COAS dean

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Pssst! Hey!
First Appearance: Interesting commentary

police guard guy

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Hyper as ever
First Appearance: Joe! Wait!

precious widdle Alien

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Little purple Smurfs!
First Appearance: Softy

Doug Kern

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Hey, there you are.
First Appearance: Lame inside jokes

Mike Green

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: The beard makes you look like a sissy.
First Appearance: Hard up for liquor

unimpressed coed

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Overcome with irrational lust
First Appearance: A friggin' mountain of manly appeal

Mr. Petshop Guy

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: A more playful pet
First Appearance: Mr. Petshop Guy

anchor tattoo guy

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Tattoo
First Appearance: Mind, Joyce

Jessica the lifeguard

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: New lifeguard
First Appearance: My most favorite base!

Unnamed other lifeguard probably Jennifer

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: New lifeguard
First Appearance: My most favorite base!

SwiftEagle

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Are you from squad 283?
First Appearance: Time is of the essence

Roberta Smeffinfeffer

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: How DELICIOUS!
First Appearance: I need my car keys.

Ms. Eables

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Ms. Eables, will you please send Robin in
First Appearance: Some agents are here to see you

Tengu

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: no such thing as bad publicity
First Appearance: U.S.S. Charge

Zack

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: He's cut right in two!
First Appearance: Squad 37, regroup!

Beef Walkerton

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Sal won me over so fast.
First Appearance: Hey, you! You... big, nasty... thing!

broken-down car lady

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: So you're out of school?
First Appearance: Cute girl at 6 o'clock

Jordan Brown

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Future possible offspring
First Appearance: So many Browns

Jonathan Brown

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Future possible offspring
First Appearance: So many Browns

Justin Brown

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Future possible offspring
First Appearance: So many Browns

Jared Brown

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Future possible offspring
First Appearance: So many Browns

Ceilidh MacFarlane

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: How DELICIOUS!
First Appearance: What're you doing here?

Tom Brokaw

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Mr. O'Ryan, certainly you value SEMME's efforts
First Appearance: Thanks for joining us, Ms. Brown

John DeChannel7News

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Thanks, John.
First Appearance: Dammit, John.

Peter Paul

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Nope, you really can't.
First Appearance: This is Peter, my husband.

Desmond Jones

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Traps within traps within--
First Appearance: It's good to have you BACK, Mist

Falls Asleep Fast Woman

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Unavailability
First Appearance: Like a vibrator

astronauts

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: You will pay.
First Appearance: Roger.

Chloe Bishara

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: You're embarrassin' me.
First Appearance: Piper Perabo

Pluto hostess

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Some duck
First Appearance: Theme restaurant

Henry Calculusser

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: I hate math

Sarahs

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: A common name

Ball State girl

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Surplus

pizza delivery guy

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Let me answer that question plus another inevitable question

Hansel

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Disney's Hansel and Gretel, page 4

Gretel

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Disney's Hansel and Gretel, page 4

Bowser

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Disney's Hansel and Gretel, page 4

middle schooler with glasses

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Puberty

dorm girl who offers help

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Do you need help?

Ponytailed girl with glasses who isn't Billie

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: The Slaggin' Keys

Kate Mulgrew

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Comiconference, page 7

Jonathan Frakes

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Comiconference, page 7

Raksha

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Comiconference, page 7

Skyflight

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Comiconference, page 7

Mrs. Dingo

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Boop! Boop!

Mr. Kangaroo probably

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Boop! Boop!

Liz Clinton

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Sarah at home for Christmas

Mrs. Lesse

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ruth and Howard at home for Christmas

Randy Wilcox

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Danny at home for Christmas

cafeteria worker

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Secret love

dudes who won't pay attention to Billie

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Pay attention to me!

amazed nerd

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Collegiate Inventors Contest

drunken Shaggy

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: One Day, Part 1, page 1

tanned foreigner

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: One Day, Part 1, Page 3

happy highschoolers

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: One Day, Part 2, page 2

Ryan's new conquest

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: One Day, Part 2, page 12

Professor Owen

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: COAS433

unfortunate poo-receiving teacher

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Dog ate my homework

Larry

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Whooo!

chicken man

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Chicken

Captain Enviro-Mental

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Captain Enviro-mental

Bob Denver

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Captain Enviro-mental

Daphne Blake

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Captain Enviro-mental

Scoobington Doobington

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Captain Enviro-mental

guy who might be Swift i dunno

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Gonna be sick

Optimus Prime

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Gonna be sick

some dude

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Who the hell

Robert Powers

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Lame inside jokes

Ryan Smith

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Lame inside jokes

wouldn't hit a guile with glasses would ya

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Password

Margaret Browning

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Hard up for liquor

David Jones

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Hard up for liquor

video game nerds

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Stuck in a party

snarky coed

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Alternate dimension evil duplicates!

Jeph

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: KRAASH!

Joel

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: KRAASH!

Spike

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: KRAASH!

Danielle

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: KRAASH!

Wack'd

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Kill shot

Maggie Weidner

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Kill shot

Obs

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Livejournal

Mr. Other Petshop Guy

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Hey, Mister

convenience store guy

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: New shipments

Unnamed dude lifeguard

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: New lifeguard

Mavis Buckey

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Mavis

soap opera actress

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Cindy, and her twin, and Rick

Judith McHenry

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: I tried to get Anthony to talk to me

Jale Bates

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Take cover!!!

pub ladies

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Hello, ladies.

Vice President Dan Quayle

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Here comes the speaker...

Squad 98

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Squad 98? Where are you?

Megs33

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: U.S.S. Charge

the third woman

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: JOE!!

Jason Biggs

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: American Pie 3

Carol Brown

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Future possible offspring

Hank Brown

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Future possible offspring

Jocelyne Brown

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: So many Browns

Mel the Alien

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: The Bermuda Triangle:

Jay and Silent Bob

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: I OWN YOU!!

news program anchor

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: First Contact?

Sammy the Hammy

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: How DELICIOUS!

Not A Dentist

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Spiffy!

Lorna Dilbrook

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: She's sentenced to five years.

Cigarette Smoking Man

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Oh, JEEZ. It's just YOU.

Howie Zitgoen

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Keep me posted

Linda Hamilton

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: I don't like Probablies

Mrs. Cochran

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: I thought we could go to the AMUSEMENT park next time, Mom

Michael from Cool Cat Studio

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: The beard makes you look like a sissy.

Thackerabilitus Sieughieweicz

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: You may ACT calm

Agent Pinkerton

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: You may ACT calm

bearded doctor guy i don't think gets named

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: You may ACT calm

Rumiko

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Foolish.

Barnaby Barberton

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Hold still

Jan The Britja Receptionist

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Stormtroopers

Britja

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Was my father's death NOT an accident?!

Bill O'Reilly

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: OR maybe you're a communist peacenik!

Denzel Washington

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: How the Hell--?

Mrs. Chesterfield

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: This universe checks out, chief.

Bobby Walkerton

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Yer right.

Anna Walkerton

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Yer right.

George W Bush

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: From now on.

Siph

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Thumpasprung

Fang

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Thumpasprung

Private Carl James Bailey

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: You awake?

Gwalla

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: I loved her.

Joe Ro

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Piece of crap?

Phil the Janitor

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: This place is a mess.