SEXBOT “ERIC” IS COMPLETED. SEXBOT “MARY” IS LIKEWISE SEXUALLY SATISFIED? EXCELLENT. LET US RETURN OUR LEG-COVERINGS TO THEIR ORIGINAL POSITIONS AND EXTRICATE OURSELVES FROM THIS SMALL ROOM POST-HASTE.
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SEXBOT “ERIC” IS COMPLETED. SEXBOT “MARY” IS LIKEWISE SEXUALLY SATISFIED? EXCELLENT. LET US RETURN OUR LEG-COVERINGS TO THEIR ORIGINAL POSITIONS AND EXTRICATE OURSELVES FROM THIS SMALL ROOM POST-HASTE.
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BUSTED
*gravelly voice* I SEE YOU.
DAANG, 15 milliseconds? they have surpassed human needs for enjoyment 100-fold.
That would be *150* milliseconds, I believe. Still impressive, and not very satisfying by human standards.
OK, I was seeing a decimal dot that isn’t actually there. 15 milliseconds is maybe more likely.
Maybe he runs his sex clocks with a days counter.
Or Minutes:Seconds:Milliseconds:Nanoseconds. In that case, we’re getting in to some serious speed.
If it’s timecode it’s either 1/2 a second or 2/3 of a second depending on whether we’re talking TV or movie framerate.
Mary looks traumatized.
Crap. It took me almost ten years to realize she looks that way because she was just caught by Billie.
I dunno. Judging by the art, Willis did this before he did the whole Ruth-is-traumatised-by-having-sex arc. So it could be both. Could.
Oh, what the hell. It’s Mary. So long as she feels bad, who cares why?
Naw, Mary had an enjoyable romp, ruined only by Billie’s knowledge of it.
15 seconds, eh? Ouch…poor Eric.
So. Did Billie just sit there the entire time? I’ve taken a seat to slow down, but it gets boring after a couple minutes.
Well Eric is clearly way faster than that. Willis said it so it’s canonical.
Eric prides himself on being signifigantly less than a minute man, as sex robots pride themselves in efficiency.
Sex robot copulation is fast, effective, and the height of efficiency!
Eric has brought dishonor to the Schtuppenstein name with his inadequate performance. I’m just glad that Grandpa Long John Schtuppenstein didn’t live to see this day.
Billie’s shadow magic seems to have worn off. She’s visible now.
Anybody else bugged by that eye positioning in panel 4?
Like lions! Ever seen wildlife show footage of lions at it? Jump on, jump off, snarl a bit, jump on and jump off again. Lions are dead tough and masculine, so clearly that’s how human males should aim to do it.
Today: Someone else judges Mary instead of vice versa.
It is satisfying.
God, fuck you Dan-I mean Mary!
I dunno, maybe instead of the terrible secret of space, sex robots just have to do with the secret of terrible sex?
Ultra Car could do it faster.
Originally posted:
October 11, 1999