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on April 30, 2014 at 12:01 amSee? You want to sin, but sinning just makes you feel worse! That’s how the Devil gets ya!
I feel like at this point Nancy Reagan should pop in to reiterate this moral lesson.
See? You want to sin, but sinning just makes you feel worse! That’s how the Devil gets ya!
I feel like at this point Nancy Reagan should pop in to reiterate this moral lesson.
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But Nancy’s just here for the drugs.
Where is Galasso when you need to resurrect a Reagan?
In the future, where he actually can?
Unnecessary because Ronald Reagan wasn’t dead in 1999! And Nancy still isn’t!
To be fair, the cheap beer they’ve probably got would probably taste awful.
Yeah, they probably got ahold of some leftover Billy Beer from the Carter administration! o_O
I suspect it’s actually Oduell’s.
The only Beer in the Roomie’s universe would be marketed as BEER brand beer. The beer for people who don’t need no stinkin’ brand name.
…Are you saying they raided my dad’s refrigerator??? (Wait, last time I was there I’m pretty sure they had FINALLY thrown out the Billy beer. Which doesn’t make a hell of a lot of sense why they threw that out and yet the MASH beer survived???)
Well this is a college party. The beer they’re drinking is probably Swill.
Tomorrow’s strip: Billy bursts into flames.
And then rise from her own ashes just like a phoenix!
Like lots of this stuff, this falls into “Stuff that I didn’t realize meant what it meant because I never figured out the hyper-Christian background of the messenger at the time.”
I just thought that it was because Billie was obviously uncomfortable at the party to start with, so drinking wasn’t going to make a difference either way. Drinking doesn’t FIX a bad mood, it just turns up the volume on whatever’s there.
To be fair, by this point he admits he was a recovering hyper-Christian.
Originally posted:
October 9, 1999