LEAVE NO WITNESSES
Mary and Eric are taking their sweet time leaving the room like they were doing for the past eight* strips
[might not be eight]
That’s because Mary and Eric are secret tortoises.
Hey! Tortoises are cute and likeable.
Remember what about Ma? Was this supposed to be a hint to a future sub-plot or backstory?
Well we do know her mother was rather promiscuous and slept with basically anyone (including Ruth’s dad if I remember correctly) so it’s not a big stretch to assume she was a drunk too.
Quick Billie, strangle her. You know you want to.
Why doesn’t she just leave?
She’s at a party, so. dammit, she’s going to party! She’ll never let it be said that Jennifer Billingsworth is a party quitter!
Why didn’t she punch the giant beer? I thought that would be the perfect catharsis.
She’s been told it would be bad to hit the booze again.
That was awful.
The word you’re looking for is “wonderful”.
Play on words FTW!
there are other ways to not leave witnesses… other less clean ways
Originally posted: October 8, 1999
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Mary and Eric are taking their sweet time leaving the room like they were doing for the past eight* strips
[might not be eight]
That’s because Mary and Eric are secret tortoises.
Hey! Tortoises are cute and likeable.
Remember what about Ma?
Was this supposed to be a hint to a future sub-plot or backstory?
Well we do know her mother was rather promiscuous and slept with basically anyone (including Ruth’s dad if I remember correctly) so it’s not a big stretch to assume she was a drunk too.
Quick Billie, strangle her. You know you want to.
Why doesn’t she just leave?
She’s at a party, so. dammit, she’s going to party! She’ll never let it be said that Jennifer Billingsworth is a party quitter!
Why didn’t she punch the giant beer? I thought that would be the perfect catharsis.
She’s been told it would be bad to hit the booze again.
That was awful.
The word you’re looking for is “wonderful”.
Play on words FTW!
there are other ways to not leave witnesses… other less clean ways
Originally posted:
October 8, 1999