But thrusting downward while in vanilla missionary would entirely miss the G-spot. To make the thrusting downward thing work, you need to rotate the pelvis to bring the g-spot into position, but you can’t do that with locked elbows and certainly not while at arm’s length.
Mr. Warner clearly hasn’t been listening that carefully anyway, since Amber clearly plans to be on top, which means that for Mike to thrust downwards would be… well, impressive.
I can’t tell if Mike’s dad is intentionally trying to make things as awkward as possible, or if he really thinks it’s a good idea to say that while Amber can hear him.
Amber was a lot more Blaine’s daughter than her Dumbingverse equivalent, wasn’t she? She has a nasty, cruel edge to her, even though I think that her feelings for Mike are genuine.
Same. I think Mr. Warner is probably one of my favorite characters in the Walkyverse. Granted, he’s pretty much just a gag character, but every awkward punchline lands for me.
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I admit the whiplash I got reading this page back in the day was rather severe
… I’m not exactly sure what Mr. Warner means by entering her “at arms’ length”.
My read, since you (kind of) asked? Arms at full extension, elbows straight, for the “best”/”proper” acute angle of his body to hers.
You mean while in missionary?
But thrusting downward while in vanilla missionary would entirely miss the G-spot. To make the thrusting downward thing work, you need to rotate the pelvis to bring the g-spot into position, but you can’t do that with locked elbows and certainly not while at arm’s length.
Mr. Warner clearly hasn’t been listening that carefully anyway, since Amber clearly plans to be on top, which means that for Mike to thrust downwards would be… well, impressive.
Maybe he thinks Mike should wrestle for control and do it doggy-style?
Hmm, that works. And makes sense with his earlier “Ride that ample hiney” advice.
I can’t tell if Mike’s dad is intentionally trying to make things as awkward as possible, or if he really thinks it’s a good idea to say that while Amber can hear him.
I really think it’s the latter.
His dad is impervious to the idea that he or his wife could be embarrassing.
Amber was a lot more Blaine’s daughter than her Dumbingverse equivalent, wasn’t she? She has a nasty, cruel edge to her, even though I think that her feelings for Mike are genuine.
Dumbingverse Amber was at least TWO of Blaine’s daughters. That probably made a big difference.
There it is. The strip I’ve been looking forward to since this arc started. That last panel has always been one of my favorites. lol
Same. I think Mr. Warner is probably one of my favorite characters in the Walkyverse. Granted, he’s pretty much just a gag character, but every awkward punchline lands for me.
AUGH EUGH NO WHAT THE HELL