You don’t love Dina.
on February 21, 2017 at 12:01 am“You’re not supposed to be comfortable with who you love! You need to be scared of them, like, all the time, and basically live under an umbrella of eternal anxiety, impaled on the barbed crests of a sea of uncertainty!”
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Originally posted:
June 5, 2002
Isn’t there a giant battle going on 30 feet from them?
Quiet you this is really important. The battle will still be there when they are finished working out their feelings.
Don’t worry – Head Alien always waits for the optimal audience for his monologues. The battle will resume when Joyce and Walky return.
I think we’re just seeing the oldest trope in the comic book: Talking is a free action.
Dina didn’t demand stuff from Walky, but she did want him to be someone he’s not so it wouldn’t have worked out anyway.
Also she did kind of break up with him for sticking forks in his ears.
Actually she wanted him to be something he’s trying not to be due to past events.
Well? Is it a deal?
Are you from squad 283?
How’d you get in here
Sal’s… parents?
Behind door number two!
Sal!
AAAAAAA!
Space
Like who?
I’ve got to go back in there
Looks like this is it, H.A.
The embassy is impenetrable!
So nice to see you!
Oh. Hey.
What’s Joe DOING?
Who. Who is Joe doing.
WWJD – Who Would Joe Do
Good commander
Help me bury this
How long is this moment of silence lasting?
Keep in mind that they’re giving Joyce sex-related objects
They’re on “Vacation”
You’re creepy.
Everyone comfortable?
My GIRLFRIEND
Hey, Mister
Headin’ out for a bit
Darlin’
This is all very scary
AUGH! WE’RE THERE!
Didn’t know you cared
Doomed to discard
…I sense a theme to this one.
You boys go in and greet your father.
Hi, Mike! Want to help?
I think I lost her.
Hey, girls, we’re back.
Electric fence
I don’t think Joyce was paying attention if she thinks Dina didn’t demand anything from Walky.
Was that quote from your wedding vows?
I see Maggie finally whipped you into shape.
Head Alien just ate a baby, but, you know, you guys work your stuff out.
“With Dina, you’re just…whelmed.”
I love that decades later Ethan will give Drew shit for making this same argument.
Wasn’t Drew in the right, though?