What do you MEAN, you’re moving in?
on September 2, 2019 at 12:01 amChapter: Suddenly Sal
Location: Joyce and Walky's apartment
PREVIOUSLY EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
Sometimes I forget that back in the ol’ Walkyverse, Joyce did not gaze at Sal all starry-eyed ‘cuz she’s a super awesome rebel biker chick with amazing hair. Here they just hate each other! For reasons that are dumb, because those reasons are a boy. A boy who’s Danny. Walkyverse Danny. Dumbiverse Danny’s a little more rad.
fighting over someone who’s already taken, at that, possibly also bangin’ as they speak
life is wasted on the living
It’s so weird to see Joyce going from admiring Sal (DoA) to not getting along with her.
…. huh.
He kinda is more well put together.
Also, no “Round 3” hype?
Round 3 was clearly Thanksgiving!
My precious torso!
That’s gonna leave a mark. And, she has that condition that won’t let her wear anything between her ribs and hips, so everyone will see.
Are you sure the “my torso” comment was Sal’s? It sounds more like a Joyce thing to say.
Ironically, myWife!Joyce in my M&M game also hated Sal… because of a boy. Except it was Jason rather than Danny.
Hm. I believe I had Danny and Sal get together eventually, actually, pairing off two of my least favorite characters so they could go away and never be heard from again.
Aren’t you going to break it up, Walky?
He ain’t THAT stupid.
It would still be kinda dumb, but I think Sal and Joyce fighting over DoA Danny would be less dumb than the fact that they’re fighting over Walkyverse Danny, who’s really not worth it.
I can understand that Sal still has some sort of feelings for Danny, but Joyce? She has Walky now, why does she even care about that anymore?
She doesn’t, really. It might have started because of Danny, but at this point their history also has all of Sal’s psycho rebel loose cannon incidents added on (and Joyce projecting her own issues over Anti-Joyce). That kind of feud lives on long after the original horse has died.
Oooh this is exciting. The very first IW content that is new to me.
Didn’t Joyce use to respect Sal and didn’t she lose that respect /before/ she remembered Danny or Sal’s involvement with her? Pretty sure her dislike of her now is more related to that falling out and not Danny.
You would think, except the thing she keeps bringing up is Danny. Hell, even when Sal nearly blew North America sky high, her first reaction to seeing her hugging Danny afterwards was ‘HEY, what’s that tramp doing with my-” before she got cut off. Like, Joyce, honey…priorities.
I love how Joyce is still sort of hanging on to the innocence gig. “Whomp your tush”?
More like, it’s hard to change your behaviour and core personality within months.