Your words have had an effect, Billie. Danny is morphing into some sort of flatfish as you are speaking. The eyes go to the same side of the head first, followed by other appropriate changes in anatomy. Perhaps he’ll be a sole, as that’s close to “heel”, or a flounder, because he really floundered throughout that argument. Danny’s not carefree enough to become a flatfish just for the halibut.
Danny’s “not looking ahead, really it’s not that half my face is rotating but the other half isn’t” eyes continue to disturb me. How long till Willis’s art fixed that?
Oh no! How dare Danny not want to be dragged into the middle of a fight between two close friends! What a fucking asshole for not believing the word of one friend over another! What an idiot for not realizing that Mary is evil based on scenes he wasn’t there for! I mean geez, yeah he was a self-righteous ass at the beginning and then a self-centered, self-pitying ass post-Ruth, but he is not in the wrong here.
Wow, lotta bad takes on this storyline.
Yes Danny is awful, and yes Billie should be able to expect him to stick up for her in some way when someone else is publicly attacking her character.
I once dated a girl whose best friend would constantly disparage me both behind my back and to my face. The girlfriend would neeever stick up for me because she was so under the friend’s thumb, and let me tell you how fast that can kill a relationship!
“Oh, definitely the latter.”
Danny?
Balls?
ahahahahahaha
Oh wait, you’re serious.
Allow me to laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
LOL!
Danny Wilcox. Danning it up since 1997.
Roomies!, aka, Please Tell Me It’s Walky is Going to Begin Soon.
Year Zero can’t come soon enough.
I’m counting 17 or so strips left until then, we’re pretty close.
So about 3 weeks then? *deep breath* Okay.
Thus concludes Danning of Age
Your words have had an effect, Billie. Danny is morphing into some sort of flatfish as you are speaking. The eyes go to the same side of the head first, followed by other appropriate changes in anatomy. Perhaps he’ll be a sole, as that’s close to “heel”, or a flounder, because he really floundered throughout that argument. Danny’s not carefree enough to become a flatfish just for the halibut.
Danny’s “not looking ahead, really it’s not that half my face is rotating but the other half isn’t” eyes continue to disturb me. How long till Willis’s art fixed that?
Poor Billie, she shoulda knew better. Seriously the wrong person to expect to stand up for you.
Isn’t it: Danny Ruins All Matters Always?
Better acronym.
“I don’t need beer! I’m past that now… now it’s all vodka and absinthe.”
Is… is his face on the SIDE of his head?
Danny’s face is missing some components for a proper side-eye, I guess
Honestly, this is the first time I’ve thought; Fuck you, Danny, without any comical reason.
Goddamn, you suck.
I know that he’s kinda right, and it is a hard choice, but just look at Mary! Come on, she has the most evil face ever!
Oh no! How dare Danny not want to be dragged into the middle of a fight between two close friends! What a fucking asshole for not believing the word of one friend over another! What an idiot for not realizing that Mary is evil based on scenes he wasn’t there for! I mean geez, yeah he was a self-righteous ass at the beginning and then a self-centered, self-pitying ass post-Ruth, but he is not in the wrong here.
Originally posted:
December 2, 1999
Wow, lotta bad takes on this storyline.
Yes Danny is awful, and yes Billie should be able to expect him to stick up for her in some way when someone else is publicly attacking her character.
I once dated a girl whose best friend would constantly disparage me both behind my back and to my face. The girlfriend would neeever stick up for me because she was so under the friend’s thumb, and let me tell you how fast that can kill a relationship!
Didn’t you see for yourself at Mount Rushmore that he doesn’t have balls?