Some duck
on September 29, 2019 at 12:01 amMars 2112 was super big on duck meat. There was duck pasta, duck pizza, duck everything. I think it was supposed to make food taste slightly off-from-normal, and thus feel more otherworldly? Also, the entire menu was expensive (because the simulator ride and the whole *gestures broadly* decor-based experience was free), so if someone gets huffy you can be all like YEAH WELL DUCKS ARE PRIMO, OKAY
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I used to really like Duck when I was younger.
*checks your financial report & tax reports for the last 10 years*
” You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?!”
**raises eyebrow**
Pretty sure, yeah.
[Narrator] “And once again, an old man, referencing an old movie, fails at his joke attempt.”
Don’t feel too bad. Some folks just don’t recognize a good Steve Martin.
Honestly, it always surprises me how far back Steve Martin’s career goes. For some reason I always assumed the guy’s 15 years younger than he actually is.
It’s hard to pin down, because his hair’s been white since he was like 20.
I have it in my mind I love duck but then the last few times I’ve ordered it the meat was overcooked so idk
I should try cooking it to my own taste but I did the same with rabbit and got angry at how annoying it was to work with a whole carcass (also I got duck wings and they were terrible when I baked them)
Yeah, I’ve found that I don’t particularly like duck as an adult. It mostly just tastes like inferior chicken.
I have stopped eating turkey for the same reason. Plus turkey is super dry (unless it’s cured, in which case it’s just gross).
Duck’s good, when you can get it. Plus they’re probably among the animals that most deserve to be eaten.
I thought that was geese.
Geese are pretty terrible, but ducks are also rape-happy freaks. So eat ’em all and let the gods sort them out.
I once saw a duck peck super hard on the head a fish twice his size in order to be able to grab the piece of bread that my mother had thrown for the fish. Poor thing just sank away sadly.
purely gastronomically, geese are the “tough steak” of bird meat
duck is a bit more tender, and super tasty if cooked EXACTLY the way I like it
…actually I bet I could do some Shokugeki no Soma to a duck and it’d be amazing (after like 500 tries and a million dollars in test material later)
Is it Daffy or Donald you’re basing this “deserves to be eaten” on? I mean, there’s a case either direction.
Uncle Scrooge. Even if he is voiced by David Tennant now.
Duck pizza? Billy Theadventurezoneamnesty would love it here!
It is the year 2112. The treacherous Bugs Bunny has conquered Marvin’s home planet of Mars, and now it is always Duck Season.
For some reason panel 2 makes me think that’s an early Leslie. It must be the pointy nose. Even though it’s not the same pointy nose.
This is now my headcanon.
I might be crazy but was that a slight reference Melonpool.
I get the feeling Sal stopped listening after the woman said “alien”.
(nods) You can take the girl out of SEMMF, but you can’t take the SEMMF out of the girl.
Duck pizza!
Rabbit pizza!
Duck pizza!
Rabbit pizza!
Rabbit pizza!
Duck pizza!
Elmer pizza!
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Baseball pizza!