Now, what would really be impressive is the ability to STOP peeing once you start, leaving the tank half-full, as it were.
I was 32 years old before I learned the human body doesn’t do that.
Hint: it involved too many people having to share one bathroom in the middle of the night, overestimating the capacity of a nearly-empty Pepto Bismal bottle, and under-estimating the volume of my full-to-bursting bladder.
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Cute and at the same time a little gross.
The David Walkerton Story.
was gonna post “pissing my love away” in Morse code but WordPress seems to hate that
A great loss! Urinate love for clever wordplay should not be dampened!
Walky’s got some skill.
So, is no one else bothered by the fact that either Walky’s left the door open to pee or that Joyce just destroyed said door for hugs?
…or he never locked it? If there’s only the two of them in the house it’s not weird right? Is it? I’m not weird, shut up.
I mean I definitely don’t bother shutting the door when I get up to pee and my spouse is the only one around, but we’re weird in so many ways anyway
Well, my missus and I always stay out of the commode when the other is using it, but maybe we’re just strange.
No, why would I be? It’s just him and Joyce apparently, since Sal hasn’t made fun of him yet.
There is a typo (or should it be called a peeo) in panel two. Walky should have started with “sksh sksh” instead of just “sksh”
I was gonna say…
That’d some good pee control
One of his less frequently mentioned abductee powers.
Nothing to it, if you’re male. Pinch and release.
Now, what would really be impressive is the ability to STOP peeing once you start, leaving the tank half-full, as it were.
I was 32 years old before I learned the human body doesn’t do that.
Hint: it involved too many people having to share one bathroom in the middle of the night, overestimating the capacity of a nearly-empty Pepto Bismal bottle, and under-estimating the volume of my full-to-bursting bladder.
Good thing that you don’t need to send a complete minute of Morse code to get your radio license any more, Walky.
That’s what he has the XTREEEEM mug for.