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on October 11, 2019 at 12:01 amWhen starting up a new storyline, it’s important to strike the right tone. And that tone is “boning to Spongebob Squarepants.”
When starting up a new storyline, it’s important to strike the right tone. And that tone is “boning to Spongebob Squarepants.”
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babe, if nautical nonsense be somethin’ you wish…
Dropping on the deck and flopping like a fish is definitely someone’s fetish.
I popped my cherry to Police Academy
so yeah
For me, it was Grease.
**shudders**
I hate that movie. The only reason I was willing to suffer through it was because I was in love.
Not going to lie I had spit up a power aid in larger just reading this.
*Brick joke flies over head*
I associate McDonalds fries with sex because I had them after my first time. Got similar associations with the scent of cranberry because of lotion. Funny how that works. 😛
My wife:
🎶 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 🎶
🎶 Fuck if I know, I don’t watch the show. 🎶
I only know bc Husband’s co-workers were playing some party game with their kid and the kid put SpongeBob SquarePants as the player name and they didn’t know who that was, so they looked it up, “Yeah, he’s a sponge! And he lives in a pineapple under the sea!”
I really hope the furniture in their apartment is strong enough to withstand them boning.
…or the floors, ceilings and walls… :O
http://www.itswalky.com/comic/no-sweat/
I don’t think so, the wall looks pretty damaged.
Well, this really isn’t Marvin Gaye.
*cue Spongebob laugh*
If I can’t find someone who’ll bone to We Need A Hero from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers then I don’t know what I’ll do. XD
…I know someone but I don’t think he’s up for random hookups?
Looks like someone will be needing a new apartment, or possibly building.
Autobiographical?
Whose hair is a pineapple somewhere in time?
Mar-tha Jo-ones!
No joke, I lost my virginity while Spongebob was playing. It was the episode he learned to tie his shoes.
Honestly my biggest memory about my first time was us going to Planned Parenthood the next day. We were naive conservative kids at the time, so hadn’t really planned on it happening/didn’t have protection.
After that we definitely did though! Got them by the larger boxes, which we went through wonderfully fast.