I think I like T’s Sensitive Scanner dialogue better than mine.  Here’s his words for today:

Sensitive Scanner scene!
These early installments underline why Fans and IW have to be taking place in different universes. Here, it’s the gleefully nefarious Head Alien (from the planet Alien) and the mostly heroic SEMME who have the tech to look for dimensional breaches. In the Fans’ world, the shady government branch known as the FIB, somewhere between SEMME and the Head Alien on the moral spectrum, would be the organization with that jurisdiction. (We’ll get to them.)