okay, but seriously Joyce was never his fiancee or girlfriend or anything, she was his goddamn STALKER. what the actual hell at honestly everyone, how is this not a point being, like, harped on.
I don’t know, but also I’d be extremely concerned if I was Walky given how hung up Joyce is on her stalkee to, she says, further her petty rivalry with his sister.
Joyce, lying to a guy’s family that you’re seriously romantically involved is NEVER a good idea.
(Well, okay, if he hires you on Craig’s List to be the Awful Thanksgiving-Ruining Date, sure, but without his consent? NEVER.)
But also: It’s DANNY. You intend to be sharing a family with Sal forever. You currently live together. You don’t have to be best friends, but you’re gonna have to be civil so long as you’re both in contact with Walky. And if your reason for disliking each other is still at all based in romantic rivalry for a guy NEITHER OF YOU are still with, only one of you dated, and also he’s DANNY WILCOX… just. Consider that maybe, you could spend that energy on anything else. Taking up fibercrafts and hating each other because of heated crocheter-knitter rivalry would be a better use of your time, because at least that petty argument results in sweaters and not thinking about Danny Wilcox.
…you know, I just realized that Joyce has now done the “pretending to be the girlfriend to the guy’s family” act in both universes. I guess the DoA version is supposed to be a more realistic take on how that would actually pan out?
Well, he’s apparently a stable-ish husband and father later? Can’t be too bad if there aren’t any more shenanigans for us to follow (except “family” shenanigans)
Would there be a higher tier? Like, say, being his mother?
mike was on that tier, for a nickel
No, he was in that tier for a nickel.
He should have held out, asked her for more.
Don’t mock her valiant sacrifice.
**salutes**
For jumping on a grenade like Danny, Walkyverse Billie deserves to be the next Captain America.
*Gets out the bugle*
And maybe that makes her worthy of Mjolnir.
Hmm. Can Monkey Master master wield Mjolnir? If you put the hammer in an elevator, it will still go up and down. The elevator’s not worthy…
congratulations on winning the inferior form of danny!
look if I won the world’s least impressive contest I would smug it up too
Walkyverse Danny really wasn’t worth winning.
okay, but seriously Joyce was never his fiancee or girlfriend or anything, she was his goddamn STALKER. what the actual hell at honestly everyone, how is this not a point being, like, harped on.
I don’t know, but also I’d be extremely concerned if I was Walky given how hung up Joyce is on her stalkee to, she says, further her petty rivalry with his sister.
NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS FLATTERING TO YOU, JOYCE.
Joyce, lying to a guy’s family that you’re seriously romantically involved is NEVER a good idea.
(Well, okay, if he hires you on Craig’s List to be the Awful Thanksgiving-Ruining Date, sure, but without his consent? NEVER.)
But also: It’s DANNY. You intend to be sharing a family with Sal forever. You currently live together. You don’t have to be best friends, but you’re gonna have to be civil so long as you’re both in contact with Walky. And if your reason for disliking each other is still at all based in romantic rivalry for a guy NEITHER OF YOU are still with, only one of you dated, and also he’s DANNY WILCOX… just. Consider that maybe, you could spend that energy on anything else. Taking up fibercrafts and hating each other because of heated crocheter-knitter rivalry would be a better use of your time, because at least that petty argument results in sweaters and not thinking about Danny Wilcox.
…you know, I just realized that Joyce has now done the “pretending to be the girlfriend to the guy’s family” act in both universes. I guess the DoA version is supposed to be a more realistic take on how that would actually pan out?
Nor does this strip pass The Bechdel Test.
I like to pretend that Walkyverse Danny is actually a fantastic guy when he’s off-camera.
Well, he’s apparently a stable-ish husband and father later? Can’t be too bad if there aren’t any more shenanigans for us to follow (except “family” shenanigans)
The whole silhouette thing makes the last panel very confusing.
I…think that’s Walky saying ‘touche’?