Oh good, it’s Mary.

Mary was a very calculated character addition.  I needed someone cheerful to replace Joyce and I needed someone with a strong sense of moral rightness to replace Danny’s sudden lack of it.  I was super excited about Mary!  I piled on every damn trait onto her I thought I thought was attractive.  Check out that sweater vest and those luscious brown locks and bright dark eyes.  She was an artist, too.  And, hell, she was into Jesus!  Total hottie manic pixie dream girl, for Christ.

when i created her i did not realize my list of turn-ons was out of date

but danny knows

danny knooooooows