Makes you wonder.
on April 29, 2021 at 12:01 amCharacters: Brock Doc, David Walketon, Head Alien II, Jason Chesterfield, Joyce Brown, Paige Walters, Perry Brown
Location: Professor Doc's lab
….I guess what this means is that canonically Machete has never, in any universe, had any siblings. Well, no of-age siblings. Which I guess tracks, sure. Why send a preteen through a portal to rescue somebody from an evil alien when there presumably are actual adults around.
It DOES seem weird that the futurekids all seem about the same age
Ummm, theyre travelling back in time so do they actually HAVE to be born around the same time to appear to be the same age?
Nope. HAII’s grabbing them all when they’re still impressionable and their knees haven’t given out yet.
…is Head Alien trying to imply that Walky is sterile?
As for the commentary: Welp, so much for Anna, then. We
hardlynever knew ye.I believe the commentary specified “of-age siblings” specifically to allow for Anna.
Seems a little dumb.
Like even if the younger dumb siblings weren’t old enough, they could still try.
The “dumb coming-of-age siblings” would probably try any way.
Younger than pre-teens?
“Okay, we’ve managed to get all the kids killed or brainwashed, let’s see what happens when we send a baby back in time.”
Immediately after posting this, I decided I’d almost definitely misread something somewhere, but I still haven’t worked out exactly what. Please disregard, anyway.
Could also imply that Walky and Joyce never worked out long enough to have kids, no matter in all the universes.
I think he was trying to imply that Walky and Joyce weren’t meant to be together or something, you know, planting a seed in Walky that maybe he was supposed to be with Dorothy all along.
*GASP* Machete was Joyce and Walky’s kid the whole time! Who could have known!?
Good on Jason for not being totally oblivious to what’s going on.
Honestly, even at his worst Jason was always the sanest person in SEMMF.
That’s like being the sanest inmate in Arkham. (When the writers remember it’s meant to be a hospital and not a Batman-specific prison and don’t put Penguin and Catwoman there…)
Jason’s superpower is the ability to remain a wryly introspective internal monologue under all conditions up to and including massive impacts falling from great heights.
I was confused because for a moment there it looked to me like Jason was saying Machete was HAII’s kid somehow.