Godzilla had radioactive breath attacks though, he didn’t just step on stuff. Though that worked pretty well too. Also tail swipes sometimes. And that one time he inexplicably flew straight forward while basically laying flat on his back in mid-air.
I’m reminded of the old Colossal Caves Adventure game.
? KILL DRAGON
With your bare hands??
? YES
Congratulations! You have just vanquished a dragon with your bare hands!
I think Head Alien is more petulant than usual here because this honestly was a really good plan to make a hit-and-run on SEMME, except for those little details he hadn’t thought out well.
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MONKEY MASTER! DO THE THING!
Uh Monkey master your still the size of a building you could probably do some substantial damage.
Like Godzilla.
Godzilla had radioactive breath attacks though, he didn’t just step on stuff. Though that worked pretty well too. Also tail swipes sometimes. And that one time he inexplicably flew straight forward while basically laying flat on his back in mid-air.
Maybe if he sounded like the Baroness,MM would listen to him.
I’m reminded of the old Colossal Caves Adventure game.
? KILL DRAGON
With your bare hands??
? YES
Congratulations! You have just vanquished a dragon with your bare hands!
Impressive.
I think Head Alien is more petulant than usual here because this honestly was a really good plan to make a hit-and-run on SEMME, except for those little details he hadn’t thought out well.
And he would have gotten away with it to, if it wasn’t for those darn kids.
Those little details always trip up HA
I love MM.
“… Okay, I’ll start shooting monkeys.”
“… Okay, we’ll start issuing the squadrons with butterfly nets.”
Monkey Master has free wil, he should use it to say screw off to Head Alien and go to, I dunno, Bermuda or something.
But what if they’re really rambunctious monkeys?