So Marcie can talk in this universe, right? Though Jason and Sal are both doing a pretty good job of speaking up for her right now, I still kinda wonder why she doesn’t talk in situations like this.
Hey, Sal, have you noticed the pattern forming here? Danny and Jason have both moved on whilst you were busy being self-obsessed and putting your own issues first in your life? Have you also noticed that you only decided to get back to them after you ran out of ways to continue to put yourself first?
I think that’s a cultural mistranslation. in British slang “pissed” means drunk. In American slang “pissed” is short for “pissed off”. If you tend to be an angry drunk you might fit into both categories.
Sal probably is a very angry drunk but Jason is probably referring to an extremely low tolerance for alcohol. One beer left her twin brother snoring on the floor. Maybe it’s the Martian genes.
See, Dumbiverse Marcie would probably be okay with this on the condition that she gets to share Sal.
It never ceases to be weird that Marcie has no feelings for Sal in this universe.
This sounded really weird until I figured out that I’d misread “share” as “shave”.
That too,.
That “oh my yes” is one of the many, many reasons that I love Jason.
How many doors can Sal break when she always goes through the window?
maybe Jason ALSO goes through the windows? so much he calls them doors?
Old SEMME experiment. In trying to convince Sal to use the doors, they hypnotized everyone into believing windows were “doors.”
Needless to say, it didn’t work.
So Marcie can talk in this universe, right? Though Jason and Sal are both doing a pretty good job of speaking up for her right now, I still kinda wonder why she doesn’t talk in situations like this.
Good job on just making things worse, Jason.
Hey, Sal, have you noticed the pattern forming here? Danny and Jason have both moved on whilst you were busy being self-obsessed and putting your own issues first in your life? Have you also noticed that you only decided to get back to them after you ran out of ways to continue to put yourself first?
I’m guessing Sal is an angry drunk, so even if she misunderstood Jason’s Britishisms, she probably wouldn’t disagree.
I think that’s a cultural mistranslation. in British slang “pissed” means drunk. In American slang “pissed” is short for “pissed off”. If you tend to be an angry drunk you might fit into both categories.
Sal probably is a very angry drunk but Jason is probably referring to an extremely low tolerance for alcohol. One beer left her twin brother snoring on the floor. Maybe it’s the Martian genes.
Oops, replied to the wrong comment. Reading comprehension score -10,
Hey, Sal, not every guy wants big boobs. Obviously, Jason isn’t one of those.