Holy #@!?Xing heck!
on May 24, 2014 at 12:01 amChapter: Unwanted Nudity
Location: indeterminate classroom
Not sure exactly what Joe’s problem is. I mean, *I’d* probably freak out if some friend of mine saw me nekkids, but this is Joe. Seeing him naked should just reinforce in your mind how he is a sexual titan. Joe, be more like Joe, dammit. This hasn’t been a good month for you.
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What man would ever want to expose themselves near Mary? His wiener is likely to become an innie.
“But… she’ll be JUDGING me… and she’s not gonna give me the 10 I deserve…”
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“Nay, I deserve ELEVEN”
Argh, this is bugging me even though I try not to correct grammar — since it’s the same speaker, there should be no closing quote on the first part. When you’re doing a monologue rather than dialogue, you use opening quotes on every new paragraph, but only closing quotes when they’re finished speaking or someone else joins.
It’s a little-known rule.
It helps clarity when not using “X said” descriptors every time, since you can tell whether or not it’s changing between people easily that way — it’s not a totally pointless rule (or “rule”) like some.
Heh. Joe ostensibly just said “fucking” (I’m guessing), but Willis can’t say hell yet. It’s like the equivalent of the xkcd comic where the stick guy says, “You’re a goshdarned c*nt.”
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Holy Fucking Heck. Nice swear there, Joe.
http://xkcd.com/75/
That’s the one I was looking for.
Joe is an enigma wrapped in a mystery…so to speak.
That’s funny, the sex hound of the campus doesn’t want to disrobe in front of a girl he knows. True, it’s Mary…but…
I’m telling ya, I’m starting to think Joe hasn’t been as ‘successful’ as he acts.
I figure it was more along the lines of “i enjoy sex with women, but my friends aren’t ‘women’, they’re my friends.”
Does Joe consider Mary a friend?
… I’m honestly not sure how Danny or Sal considered Mary a friend for as long as they did. Sal in particular. So I’d guess “Hell no.”
Mary’s about to discover that the real reason Joe doesn’t Joe the same woman twice isn’t that he’s ‘just that much of a player’.
Teacher lady looks bored, she probably has to go through last minute cold-feet with all the models.
She’s the one who gets the guy who pops a boner during the session, then walks around with it on breaks, and hires him for the REST OF THE SEMESTER
That’s what the Winter Soldier said.
Originally posted:
November 3, 1999