Dina left you, Walky.
on April 25, 2017 at 12:01 amThe Gen Xers will hear you!
*puts finger to ear*
Oh, the Gen Xers still don’t have much buying power, ‘cuz the Baby Boomers torched everything? Huh. Hmm.
Well.
FUCK YOU, THE EIGHTIES.
The Gen Xers will hear you!
*puts finger to ear*
Oh, the Gen Xers still don’t have much buying power, ‘cuz the Baby Boomers torched everything? Huh. Hmm.
Well.
FUCK YOU, THE EIGHTIES.
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Originally posted:
August 14, 2002
This one is just funny.
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Useless
One of those parenting books.
Professor Doc needs me right away
Now, Professor….
“–with a very tasteful outfit and a moral demeanor.”
Stupid ignoble death
Behind door number two!
Hey, Mike!
After what you did to me
The being who ruined my plans!
^This one’s pretty plausible!
BLASPHEMY! Nothing is better than the 1980s! Except clothing styles. And hair styles. And AIDS. And… aw shit. Okay, fine. Nothing is better than ’80s MUSIC, okay? On this, I will fight you!
Is 80’s music better than… ICE CREAM?
I dunno, why don’t you try asking a small town girl, living in a lonely world?
Might be kinda hard to find her since she took a midnight train going anywhere though.
Ice cream was better in the 1980s too.
On one hand, you’ve got prog rock. On the other hand, synth overload and gated reverb on all the drums because everybody wants to
rule the worldbe Phil Collins.Decisions, decisions…
There also were some good movies that came out in the 80s, and some good video games, but other than that I’m not too impressed with the 80s.
…. you mean back when everyone was in lust with synthesizers and didn’t know how to use them in moderation? Kinda like autotune in the early 2000s?
….
And now you can’t unhear it.
…
*flees for dear blasphemously-overgeneralizing life*
(proceeds to play Axel F on two keyboards simultaneously, with both hands)
She blinded me… WITH SCIENCE!!!
Is… is it wrong to visit someone you care about in the hospital, even after a break up?
Then again, Joyce logic I suppose.
“Walky, Dina left you. Why do you care how she’s doing after she got caught in a massive explosion that wounded her badly?”
“It’s not like you can still be friends with her.”
Dina left you….. what room is Danny in?
I, too, and nostalgic for the 80’s. I still like the women’s hair and clothing styles, disco brings back very fond memories, and life was so much more simple. Somewhere in the back of my mind, Sinatra’s singing “It was a very good year”.
You’d better go talk to Dina
Fa la la la la lalalalaallalaalalaskdaslkdfys
One sip?!
Off we go.
Sal says to set off the charges
“Sal says to set off the charges, fa la la la la la la la la.”
It’s going to be established in, like, ten years that this is all because some girl you find really annoying anyways pulled a drama tag from the stock room of a toy store and retroactively caused everything bad to happen in the world.