And WHERE THE HELL AM I?!
on April 19, 2017 at 12:01 amChapter: Depth Perception
Characters: Danny Wilcox, David Walkerton, Jason Chesterfield, Joe Rosenthal, Sal Walters, The Cheese
Location: Storage and Lockdown
The “and WHERE THE HELL AM I?!” at the end cracks me up every time.
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Why are these question you ask now ?
What makes this night different from all other nights?
On all other nights, SEMME and the Aliens are a secret, but on this night, they’re exposed.
On all other nights, Danny is oblivious, but on this night he gets answers.
On all other nights, the continent isn’t under threat of being destroyed by a tree branch, but on this night it is.
On all other nights, we sit upright, but on this night we lie on the ground with gaping wounds.
Well, the defining factor is that Danny is present, of course.
PFFFFT
also, personally, I’m not all that bothered with Danny only freaking out now. I can appreciate a character for focusing on the really important stuff when the really important stuff happens (Floating, sad love interest, giant cheese robot, injurned collage-ex-stalker) and then asking the annoying questions AFTER the whole mess died down, he probably had “WHAT THE FUCK’S GOING ON” lowkey in his brain the whole time, but comforting Sal took priority
If Walky had saved us from Year Zero, and had not come to placate Sal, it would have been enough, DAYENU
Follow up to my question from yesterday: does he have enough context to know they’re twins? He never asked Walky’s age (sorry, I know I’m just being obtuse at this point).
What’s Joe looking at in panel three?
…that wasn’t supposed to be a reply.
Joe’s still imagining what life would be like if only The Cheese had hit him ten inches lower.
Shave it so
Grunt SPLAT!
To a good friend
We’ll never be lonely again
What’s that?
I swear these are plot generators
But it’s in the sky!
Why aren’t you happy?
So, bro, where were you?
One of those parenting books.
I found the aliens.
Lovestruck nonsense
Scarin’ Me With All This Aliens Stuff
Love Monkey
BOOF!
Explain what?
Mood whiplash.
Beautiful?
It’s not fair!
I look horrible!
Dad’s dead?!
Cute coeds
Joe: You haven’t changed a bit, have you Danny?
Danny: What do you mean?
Joe: You still talk too much.
You ran out of ink too, didn’t you, you bastards.
Funny, he doesn’t look Joe-ish
Sure he does, he looks exceedingly Joe-ish, perhaps even archetypically so…
So sez you, Barfolomew.
Is it good for the Joes?
About time Danny asked all these questions. I’m surprised he didn’t sooner.
You are in Storage and Lockdown. Yes, I know that doesn’t really help.
Normally I wouldn’t do this… I blame people posting stuff drawing my attention to the links…
Thrust into university
And then the sperm
Dammit!
Jurassic Park III
Declassified
Do we have to explain biology to you, Danny?
“That’s the final straw! … No wait, I have 3 more questions!”
Originally posted:
August 8, 2002
That smile tho
Oh, there’s the Danny I know.
Why is everybody yelling?