Bonus points for trying to get a father/son moment where D.J. echoes Danny’s lessons from Roomies!. Negative points for doing it in a super stretchy fashion that doesn’t really connect point A to B.
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Joyce and Walky!
Two xennials live in sin!
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This is the worst mistake ever.
on July 12, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: The Prodigal Son
Location: Denver Hospital
See? Unlike yesterday’s strip, this is good jerkiness! Billie has a point! It’s great snark! Also, there’s panel 2 where Billie’s like, wait, was that too much, am i the baddie and we can be all phew she’s human.
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You know, I realize Billie just pushed a bowling ball through her pelvis, but she’s really stretching the boundaries of likability here. I know your brand is being a jerk, Billie, but it’s okay to go off-brand once in a while. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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“HALF”???? how big does danny think alt-dj’s weenus is????
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Joe has a ping pong table scooter that can fly. He’s built a fleet of intelligent vehicles. Of course he’s the first one here.
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Is this your idea of a JOKE?
on July 5, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: The Prodigal Son
Characters: Alternate D.J. Wilcox, Jennifer Billingsworth
Location: Danny and Billie's house
You don’t get points for seeing this coming, future boy!!! (yes, alternate universe, but) goddamn everyone stop fighting over danny
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Is this some first wife you didn’t mention?
on July 4, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: The Prodigal Son
Location: Danny and Billie's house
Yeah, you’ll notice earlier that D.J.’s description of his parents’ relationship coulda described either Danny/Billie or a potential Danny/Sal. And also I probably woulda mentioned in the commentary that both his parents are bi, not just Danny, if the other […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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This kid looks exactly like you.
on July 3, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: The Prodigal Son
Location: Danny and Billie's house
and oddly enough he looks nothing like me
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One of Danny’s longest-enduring character quirks since I made him up in elementary school is that he faints a lot. Here’s more fainting! …has he fainted at all in Dumbing of Age? I can’t recall. Am I dropping the ball […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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This was written in 2007, which means at this point Danny had two years to kick-ass up, but I guess Ultra Car having already moved over to Shortpacked! earlier in the year indicates Danny’s fighting Monkey Master on his own now! Whoops!
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