Once upon a time, I met my perfect love, and believing she reciprocated, I impulsively kissed her. Afterwards, without a comment, she dug up some oral-hygiene chewing gums from her purse and handed me one.
It still seems kinda weird to me that Joyce has such hang-ups about sex. Her Dumbiverse counterpart has the fundie background to explain it, but Joyce in this universe has moved away from that and only recently became religious again.
She’s rediscovering it, which might mean she wants to cling to it as tightly as possible. That means doubling down on the things that she can enact control over, like prayer and abstinence. It’s not the last time where her steadfast new belief is gonna cause friction between her and Walky.
At the same time, Joyce still retains doubts about Walky, as shown at the end of the Fans! crossover. She loves him, but he won’t open himself up fully to her. So there’s a part of her that’s remaining cautious.
I really don’t think that’s it, as we haven’t seen anything of the sort. On the other hand, her contact with Rikk from Faans reminded her about how important religion was in her life and she is seeking a reconnection.
Even if you don’t get ‘faith’, it may be a genuine thing for other people.
The thing is, this has nothing to do with faith. Christianity does not say anything about abstinence, only twisted fundies do. Growing up with fundamentalist parents can give you this view, but as Joyce rediscovered her religion as an adult it’s odd that she still acts like she hasn’t even read the Bible.
haha the marshmallows were the best part, everything else was kind of meh. Unfortunately, my family is very…health-conscious, you could say? So yeah, we stopped eating it a loooong time ago.
Perfect doesn’t exist
I mean, at least one of you WILL have bad breath, for one thing =B
Once upon a time, I met my perfect love, and believing she reciprocated, I impulsively kissed her. Afterwards, without a comment, she dug up some oral-hygiene chewing gums from her purse and handed me one.
We at least remained friends after that.
That’s what you get for talking dirty.
your threesome with Jesus will be perfect, though, because no one reaches heaven except through him
…. if sex feels like old, stale lucky charms, you should probably be using lube.
Just saying.
And if you are using lube, use more or switch to silicone-based (provided you’re not using silicone toys or your mouth).
It still seems kinda weird to me that Joyce has such hang-ups about sex. Her Dumbiverse counterpart has the fundie background to explain it, but Joyce in this universe has moved away from that and only recently became religious again.
She’s rediscovering it, which might mean she wants to cling to it as tightly as possible. That means doubling down on the things that she can enact control over, like prayer and abstinence. It’s not the last time where her steadfast new belief is gonna cause friction between her and Walky.
At the same time, Joyce still retains doubts about Walky, as shown at the end of the Fans! crossover. She loves him, but he won’t open himself up fully to her. So there’s a part of her that’s remaining cautious.
It was never about Jesus to begin with.
“There’s no fanatic like a convert”, as the saying goes.
I’ll be clear here: Something has frightened Joyce off of physical intimacy and I think that her faith is just an excuse.
I really don’t think that’s it, as we haven’t seen anything of the sort. On the other hand, her contact with Rikk from Faans reminded her about how important religion was in her life and she is seeking a reconnection.
Even if you don’t get ‘faith’, it may be a genuine thing for other people.
The thing is, this has nothing to do with faith. Christianity does not say anything about abstinence, only twisted fundies do. Growing up with fundamentalist parents can give you this view, but as Joyce rediscovered her religion as an adult it’s odd that she still acts like she hasn’t even read the Bible.
This is a very weird reminder I haven’t had lucky charms in years.
I had it once, and other than the overhyped marshmallows it tasted like a bowl of WTF am I eating
haha the marshmallows were the best part, everything else was kind of meh. Unfortunately, my family is very…health-conscious, you could say? So yeah, we stopped eating it a loooong time ago.
whoops, meant that as a reply. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
So. Have you had sex yet?