Walky is handling it like an asshole, sure. But finding you have different goals in your relationship is difficult, and I imagine lots of still-maturing people were confused assholes about it the first time.
Why the hell would Walky want her to be a nice churchy girl? I mean, this Walky isn’t DoA Walky, but as I recall the closest this one ever gets to church is still, “God exists, his name is The Cheese, and he kicked my butt.”
By today’s standards, that would seem to be an incredible level of patience. Someone could easily go from an object of admiration to just a cheap b*tch in fifteen minutes if they don’t reply promptly to their messages.
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I’m pretty sure the problem is that you want HER to toot your horn, Walky.
Yep, let’s pull the brake on this metaphor
Yeah, he needs to back peddle what he just said.
Or at least switch gears.
So he can steer this relationship straight into the garbage fire faster?
what are you complaining about walky, eventually you’ll get a threesome out of this: you, joyce, and jesus
and when you look back and ask why you see no wet spot, jesus will reply that he slept in it for you
This is the worst comment and I love it.
Jesus!
OMG…
Man, Walky is, uh, being a huge asshole here huh
Joyce is making the immense blunder that having sex with your boyfriend is not nice or churchy. It is very nice!
Walky is handling it like an asshole, sure. But finding you have different goals in your relationship is difficult, and I imagine lots of still-maturing people were confused assholes about it the first time.
Nothing has changed tbh he was always like this
This metaphor is getting kinda ridiculous. And it made me think of this song.
Darn. That’s a good one too, but when I clicked the link I was hoping really hard for A Bicycle Built for Two. XD
Eh – I was thinking more about THIS one
Why the hell would Walky want her to be a nice churchy girl? I mean, this Walky isn’t DoA Walky, but as I recall the closest this one ever gets to church is still, “God exists, his name is The Cheese, and he kicked my butt.”
Walky wants Joyce to be a nice churchy girl if he thinks it’ll get him out of boyfriend stuff he doesn’t want to do. It’s not supposed to get in the way of the boyfriend stuff he does want to do.
Walky is kind of terrible.
“a couple weeks”
By today’s standards, that would seem to be an incredible level of patience. Someone could easily go from an object of admiration to just a cheap b*tch in fifteen minutes if they don’t reply promptly to their messages.