S-so what do I do?
on March 19, 2018 at 12:01 amwell god WAS gonna strike them with lightning but he was all like WHAT DAMMIT THEY LOWERED THE BLINDS
well god WAS gonna strike them with lightning but he was all like WHAT DAMMIT THEY LOWERED THE BLINDS
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blinds: God’s weakness?
maybe there’s a lightning rod in them?
Pfft, everyone knows God is only weak against iron chariots.
It’s like how Superman can’t see through lead: God can’t see through blinds.
*replaces all blinds in room with lead ones*
Perhaps the blinds were already lead. Can’t imagine normal cheap plastic mini-blinds would hold up well against an apartment full of people with super-strength. Even the good high-end commercial grade metal blinds might not hold up. “Man of Steel, Blinds of Kleenex”
*instantly gets lead poisoning as god’s judgment*
Hey, if cloth hung over tubs inside a nunnery can stop God from seeing the nuns bathing, then blinds outta be able to stop a divine smiting.
(My understanding is that, yes, this actually is a thing, or at least was at one point.)
Jesus said “If you had blinds, you would not be guilty of sin, but now that you claim you can see, your guilt remains.” John 9:41
A+ comment.
I’m assuming SEMME has lightning rods on their buildings as well.
Even though Joe is Jewish, he knows Matthew 6:6. He’s just helping Joyce out, here.
Yeah, I think that Joyce is going to do just that!
I always love it when there’s this weird asymmetry between the day’s IW and DoA strips.