Got to– eh?
on December 31, 2018 at 1:01 amMax had one request, and it was that he lecture Hoop on how he was doing the zombie thing entirely wrong as he was getting eaten. Max was a zombie movie nerd-slash-snob. Or is, I dunno, haven’t talked to him in like 20 years.
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nice try tho
Well obviously you haven’t talked to him, dude’s head is gone. Be kinda weird if you did.
Good on Max then because this joke has stuck with me, for better or worse.
Die doing what you loved.
You know up until those last two panels I was confused how the mechanics of the head biting were working. Now I get it, and honestly that looks ridiculously funny to me. Just, headslurp and crunch.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Depends, first contact or whole reveal.
ALSO, What technique are you using, and what was the last liquid consumed?
And if you think weather doesn’t matter, you’re probably right!
This might be my favorite arc in all of It’s Walky!
Is that an insult to Willis’ writing? I mean his writing was mostly decent after a bit into this comic and definitely got amazing in Shortpacked and DoA (especially the most recent DoAs god damn). Eh screw it, Willis himself insults Late 90s/Early 00s Willis all the time.
“You talk too much.”
Says the guys who ranted about how zombies should behave. Would have been really funny if Hooper said something to Max and make him swallow his words, and then swallow his head.
Hm. I am somewhat concerned that Hooper seems to have been fired like a missile from above at Max. I’m imagining a military helicopter flying overhead with twin missile bays loaded with Hoopers.
Bunjee jumping?
If he was a PROPER zombie nerd, he’d know that in most serious zombie movies, zombieism isn’t actually infectious…if you die with enough brain intact, you rise, period.
Show some respect for a fallen warrior.
Eaten warrior. Whatever.
First one, then the other.
Well, that was bizarrely meta!
Apparently in the Walkyverse a zombie’s jaw can unhinge like a snake?
Also, zombies plummet from the sky teeth-first like drop bears.
Huh, I always thought drop bears came down the other way up.
Max had one flaw in his rant: if he is going by the zombie virus then Hooks hasn’t had a chance yet to be reanimated since he was just bitten and the virus hasn’t distributed through his body yet…it’ll happen eventually, it always does.