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on December 30, 2018 at 1:01 amChapter: Unfinished Business
Location: Island in the Bermuda Triangle #3
And back to zombies! Again, I’m just following these folks’ script. Hooks wanted to go first. Fitz wanted to do the line about Hooks introducing him to some chicks he knows. It was an in-joke between them at the time. Was the “no dialtone” me? That’s both a normal cliche and a horror movie cliche.
…oh, right, I’m writing these ahead of time, as I’m actually spending New Years Eve out-of-state with Real Life Hooper. I’ll be with him as this publishes. Hope he don’t eat me!
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Aw that’s nice, someone will be around to kill his lonely.
Huh. I would have thought that Lith would be a stone-cold killer.
…. maybe Lith’s just a stoner?
…. I think I’m going to get stoned for these name puns.
You do sound pretty igneous….
And they do seem excessively-sedimental over Hooper at this point.
I wonder why Hooks didn’t flintch, besides he looked like a tuff person. Anyway, may Geode have mercy on his soul.
rock on
Really broken up about this aren’t you Max?
Hooks is having a reel bad day.
Watch your brains, dude.
Too bad no one has chainsaws.
Doesn’t Hooper use a chainsaw for a weapon? Maybe he has it on him.
That’ll require taking it off him. A chainsaw in the hands ofa hungry zombie is slightly worse than useless.
If this has all been an elaborate multi-year scheme of Real Hooper to eat you, I will be VERY impressed. If I find out about it. I guess if we never hear from you again, we can assume.
I meant to type “to eat you in ironic circumstances.” If all he wanted was to eat you, he could have done it just as easily and much earlier without the irrelevant webcomic aspect of the plan.
I was going to make a joke about SEMME giving their agents regular cellphones rather than proper comms gear, but then it struck me that cellphones don’t have dialtones either and now I’m just confused.