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on June 10, 2019 at 12:01 amChapter: The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Location: Professor Doc's lab
I forget.
Is there a reason Linda can’t do it? She’s got Martian DNA. She’s got — oh, right, I think you need Alien Abductee powers or something. I think both were necessary. And, uh, I guess for whatever reason, Head Alien wouldn’t give Linda an Alien tune-up? Because he’s a dick? I dunno.
Or maybe Linda just thought she might be too old, or dead.
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Was Anti-Head Alien inverted*? maybe that’s something
*something about the Dup-o-Matic, idk it’s been a while tho
if we’re coming up with “why didn’t I fix this plot hole long ago” reasons
Was it the Dup-O-Matic that made a mirror image of you, or was that the resurrection chambers?
It looks like Linda can’t say “Dup-O-Matic” right, because the alternative is that Willis got it wrong and that’s just silly.
She’s under a lot of stress.
It was built out of oversized, interlocking building blocks for toddlers.
Shush. Be dip-lo-matic about it.
It could also just be Linda’s a terrible terrible parent (and person).
I mean, she’s batting -1 million right now.
no parent wants to be in that position, you are basically having to choose your child or all of humanity- it’s a lose-lose situation.
“sometimes, sacrifices must be made for the greater good”
Rag on her all you want, but no parent wants to make that choice she had to make. Despite it being crappy, it’s the right choice to make. She knows she can never recover but she had no choice but to do it…
Ok if they want to use the power booster rod maybe they should go find where it is instead of just sitting around in what’s left of SEMMF HQ. Or am I missing something about what Linda and Anti-Head Alien are talking about here?
They needed both the power of the Cheese and the PBR and as stated, the Cheese cannot wield the PBR. So the problem is not the logistics of the location of the PBR but rather that they needed a way to commandeer the Cheese.
I mean, if I was HA, I wouldn’t give the super spy super powers.
I’d give it to kids and take a chance at brainwashing them, and if that falls through, hey, still got super soldiers out of the deal.
I remember this one: only Walky and Sal can do it because they were born with Martian DNA. Linda got hers from the resurrection chamber and the other abductees got theirs through experimentation.