Whoa whoa whoa!
on August 9, 2021 at 12:01 amOkay, NOW I feel like Dorothy looks hot, but that’s probably just my personal issues speaking.
Joyce and Walky!
Two xennials live in sin!
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Then why are you fighting Walky, Dotty
<abbr title=“And I STILL have to watch that show. How, I dunno”Bionic Woman, but she’s normal after all––
*pulls up a sofa* Hot?
*prepares my will*
Kick me instead, WILL YA
I don’t know, Lindsay Wagner ca. The Bionic Woman seems more like a casting candidate for Joyce than Dorothy.
Dun dun dun!
No no… you’re right. Battle scenes always make characters a little hotter
I get it: I also like my women strong and my sexy scenes with at least a little hint of dominance. The problem is that the story’s never written in a way that lets me see Dorothy as strong herself, rather than dancing on the Head Alien’s steel-wool strings, so that fetish remains unactivated. And if I look at her through Walky’s eyes, she’s just a bewildering threat by now, whereas earlier she was at least a beacon of tempting nostalgia. I don’t think Walky is turned on by women who fistfight him for specious reasons: they probably remind him too much of his sister.
She’s risen beyond the limits of a normal human, and into the realm of Legendary Super Presidents.
Stopping Walky by any means necessary and not letting him die seem like a contradiction to me. I’m sure Dorothy doesn’t want him to die, but he can’t easily get married to Joyce if he’s dead.
But Joyce can’t kill him if she kills him first!
[Roll safe meme dot gif]
C’mon Walky: put the pieces together. You know who can make someone super strong.
“It’s impossible.”
“Not impossible. Inevitable.“