Whoa, boy! Down, boy!
on February 27, 2017 at 12:01 amChapter: Together?
Characters: Dina Sarazu, Guns, Jason Chesterfield, Mandy Kowalski, Marcie Diaz, Mike Warner, Tony McHenry
Location: alleyway
I was about to joke “here come the Your Mom jokes,” but then I remembered that’s essentially what actually happens.
Spoilers, I guess.
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Originally posted:
June 11, 2002
With Mike, it’s always your mom. For a nickel, of course.
Mike is the hero we deserve.
That’s because we only have a nickel.
The cheapest hero for hire.
Mike is a national treasure for his ability to weaponize “your mom” jokes
and your mom is a national treasure because anyone can have her for a nickel
because anyone can weaponize her for a nickel?
Well, if they’re just going through the seven deadly sins, envy is probably more likely to work than, say, sloth
Can’t find Walkerton
Bodies strewn about
There must be some way
So you’re out of school?
8pm!
Burma-Shave
Does you Tony misbehave
Grunt and grumble
Rant and rave
Shoot the brute some…
Mike
Okay, Creative is still working on it
Can’t find Walkerton
There’s miles of stuff in here
Thank the maker
Maybe we should all go out
Bleagh
Joyce is such an oddball
One small snag
Declassified
Still pondering
Off-switch
“Whatever You Don’t Want Me to Be Services. Mike speaking.”
Making an enraged person jealous ? That’ll end well.
Who you callin’ boy?