building a time machine so i can explain to myself why this is awful
with a bat
Joe! stop it! the pants are the most sensitive part of the body!
Yeah! Think of the aggravated bowel movements they cause!
wait no don’t think about that
we have no choice but to perform an emergency pantsectomy
we need an injection of denim, stat!
♪ “Pants? …Pants. Sing the praises of pants…” ♬
♫”…shit!” “Shit! Shit!” “Shit!”♪
…aww, poopie.
Why do you think Laylee would want to go with you?
You know you’re doing it wrong when your future self feels compelled to give you a concussion.
With a bat
For a Quarter
Indeed. I can’t remember the last time he got so creeped out by his past self – I don’t think any other jokes have been so consistently awful for so long.
Well, there was the “rape therapy” joke in Shortpacked!, he was understandably pretty unimpressed with past Willis over that one.
True, but I don’t think to the point where he needed to hit Past Willis with a bat.
How to improve this comic: Crop it after Billie and Danny in the last panel. Leaving Joe’s antics to the imagination is a bonus
It’s sad the joke’s so terrible because the comedic timing’s really solid.
Oh Roomies, we nearly missed you.
Hey now, why get adorable little flying mammals involved in your time travelling slugfests?
(or slugs)
Well considering how he spent ten years on a comic devoted to a man who was obsessed with them, I don’t really think that needs an answer…
REAL classy, Joe and Howard. Real classy.
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Joe! stop it! the pants are the most sensitive part of the body!
Yeah! Think of the aggravated bowel movements they cause!
wait no don’t think about that
we have no choice but to perform an emergency pantsectomy
we need an injection of denim, stat!
♪ “Pants?
…Pants.
Sing the praises of pants…” ♬
♫”…shit!”
“Shit! Shit!”
“Shit!”♪
…aww, poopie.
Why do you think Laylee would want to go with you?
You know you’re doing it wrong when your future self feels compelled to give you a concussion.
With a bat
For a Quarter
Indeed. I can’t remember the last time he got so creeped out by his past self – I don’t think any other jokes have been so consistently awful for so long.
Well, there was the “rape therapy” joke in Shortpacked!, he was understandably pretty unimpressed with past Willis over that one.
True, but I don’t think to the point where he needed to hit Past Willis with a bat.
How to improve this comic: Crop it after Billie and Danny in the last panel. Leaving Joe’s antics to the imagination is a bonus
It’s sad the joke’s so terrible because the comedic timing’s really solid.
Oh Roomies, we nearly missed you.
Hey now, why get adorable little flying mammals involved in your time travelling slugfests?
(or slugs)
Well considering how he spent ten years on a comic devoted to a man who was obsessed with them, I don’t really think that needs an answer…
REAL classy, Joe and Howard. Real classy.