Where’ve you been?
on September 26, 2016 at 12:01 amChapter: Best Man
Location: Charleston, South Carolina
Look, Jason, women aren’t vending machines you put car maintenance into so they’ll dispense sex!
If they were, everyone would work at Jiffy Lube.
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…. I will never hear “Jiffy Lube” the same way again.
and now I can’t hear it as “giffy lube”….and now neither can you…..sometimes I think i’d make a good evil genius if I put some effort into it.
And with even more effort you might get to rule the world.
I mentally drop the ‘J’ anyway.
What remains is a more accurate description of their services (at least the ones near me).
Originally posted:
January 9, 2002
C’mon Walky, you have a girlfriend
There are people who don’t work at Jiffy Lube?
It is entirely possible that the girl meant to give Jason her number, and for Joe to pass it on, but Joe stopped listening halfway through
I’ve heard that bowties are cool.
Reaaaally hate Eleven, and Moffat. At his best, Eleven is a wackier, more smug Ten. At his worst, he’s a cheerful genocidal monster who flirts over the prospect of people being killed. Moffat’s run is a trainwreck of bad writing, misogyny, mischaracterization and near-deification of The Doctor, and general awfulness. I barely managed to tolerate enough to potentially run the Doctor Who RPG boxed set. There are some good episodes in it, but they don’t include anything written by Moffat. Hell, only Moffat’s first two-parter for the entire series was any good, out of what he wrote. I generally call “Blink” “Blink; or, The Amazing Character-Trait-Less Woman Does a Bunch of Stuff with No Relevance to Her”, and I sometimes drop the “Blink” part for brevity, and “The Girl in the Fireplace” is a creepy misogynistic abomination.
I can’t wait for him to be off the show, but I dread the marathon of his run that will probably be necessary to catch up.
Huh. I was wrong Jason actually did manage to fix the car.
hehe gurl number