What IS it?
on July 18, 2016 at 12:01 amChapter: X-TREEEM MUG!
Characters: David Walkerton, Jason Chesterfield
Location: Squad 128's apartment
It was on SOME trip that I got some oversized convenience store beverage thinger. It was huge, but not quite as huge as the X-TREEEM MUG(tm). It was pretty useful, back in those youthful yeears in which I wasn’t afraid of getting diabetes for drinking six gallons of Kool-Aid a day. Now… it’s in the cupboard, over the stove, behind a bunch of other stuff. I guess I could put water in it, but, like, I’d have to move a dozen Transformers off my desk to be able to fit it on there.
You should take a picture of it and post it in the blog.
They should make a Transporter who turns into a mug, thus saving space. The one who is a toaster is apparently canon, so it could happen.
Aaaand, I will no longer be using Autocorrect on my phone.
Transporters! Not just what they seem!
Transporters! Androids on a team!
Their leader, Optimal Primo, is voiced by Jason Statham.
You could fill it with whiskey!
I’ve heard Harry Carey did that. Ya know, a thirty-two ounce cup full of Scotch. Screw the stadium beer, I want a stadium Scotch. Then again, I heard this from Bob & Tom, so YMMV.
That was Harry Doyle (Bob Uecker) in “Major League”).
Or vodka.
Not a problem for Walky, I guess, but all I can think about is how heavy the damn thing must be when it’s full.
It’s a sippy cup for people who never really grew up.
Oooh, I could fill that with watered-down lemonade and not have to worry about running out for at LEAST several hours!
(I am thirsty a lot, which is probably because I don’t drink enough fluids in general.)
Show us pics of your mug.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_h-QV7eIsayI/TJOzQcmDcaI/AAAAAAAAAdw/7gHziGujTx4/s320/david_willis.png
Sorry, that was just too easy to pass up.
*uses Google to convert this to units someone who’s not American can understand*
*remembers that you weirdos have two separate units called ounces*
*gets the right conversion*
approximately 400 fluid poops per cubic decibooger
Please don’t remind me that my country decided to save government money in the ’80s by canning the plans to fully convert the country to metric over the course of a generation, largely because the general public didn’t see the point and so didn’t want to foot the bill.
Also the rule of thumb for quick (ie not accurate) volume conversion is 16 fl oz = 1 pint ≈ 0.5 liter so a 96 floz is about 3 liters. It’s very similar to 1 yd ≈ 1 meter rule of thumb.
Originally posted:
October 30, 2001
You always need a piss jar.
Actually the store I used to work at sold 100 oz mugs
I am more of having a 20 once tumbler (is that the name?) that I fill with ice, and I later fill it either with the tea or lemonade I made or just with plain water but now cold just the way I like 😀
though on ocasion I take it to starbucks so I can put my frappe there.