We’ve got all night.
on January 27, 2019 at 1:01 amChapter: An It's Walky! Prophylactique
Characters: David Walkerton, Joyce Brown
Location: fragile hotel
Walky and Joyce Try To Buy Condoms is a hilarious story pitch, or at least I think so. But, like, It’s Walky! was in its endgame, and so there’d be a lot of, well, pacing issues, so I decided to come back later and draw this as a little extra bonus story. And then fifteen years later, I decided to slip this back into chronological order, pacing be damned. Because that’s just how this website rolls.
Walky’s futurevision double feature will return when this is completed.
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Prophylactique
Walky Attempts to Perform the Purchase of Protective Gear Involved in the Performance of a Sex
Cashier Learns to Dislike Recently Deflowered Virgins
tho I mean, if they were trying again LITERALLY RIGHT NOW, couldn’t they just keep going?
granted, I don’t have that part so idk how excreted sex glue works in that sense
I think once the condom already has cum in it it’s probably a bit uncomfy to use and also maybe has less, you know, structural integrity
it is definitely not advised to keep going unless you want to potentially yank the wang out of the cooch while leaving a buncha baby batter in there
ok, but also they’ve been at it for 15 seconds
*reminds self they’re abductees*
…oh yeah
I can tell you from experience it is a bad idea. I had a boyfriend during my college days (shocking, I know) who had that very idea – he was still hard, so why not keep going and get a two-for-one out of the condom? Well, the trouble is, even if a guy is hard enough to go for two in a row, he still softens a little… and I ended up, half an hour later, trying to fish a condom out of myself. I also had a late period that month, leading to my first ever pregnancy scare.
So yeah, TL;DR, never ever try for two with the same condom.
ok see I haven’t had that luck, as it were
It’s 7AM here, and reading this conversation while having breakfast was and Experience I Wouldn’t Recommend.
You were icing a toaster pastry, weren’t you.
I forgot about this little extra story arc somehow. Glad to see it in it’s chronological order. Though that also means my favorite strip of this arc is pushed back a little bit.
Kleenex?
Yes, that strip.
Wait, doesn’t this mean that that will happen sooner not later since its in the same story thread?
I like Walky’s “Yes ma’am” in the last panel.
Yes, thank you Joyce. A lot of problems might be avoided if more women felt able to stand up for their independence like that.
Semen in condom + refractory period = little willy not staying put
Also, it takes longer to learn to drive a manual transmission than it does to learn to drive an automatic.
Since this is out of order any chance you can comment on the comic it originally came after? I can’t remember when it did.
At first I thought that the final panel joke was about the dam bursting on Joyce’s lust. Then I thought maybe it was about Walky being done before Joyce was. Now I can’t decide which interpretation I prefer.
This story actually worked really well as a breather in it’s original location in the story after the darkness of the attack of the [spoilers] and before [spoilers], so it’s sort of a shame to see it moved, although this is consistent with the repost philosophy to have everything that isn’t a flashback or flashforward in its appropriate chronological order.
So _this_ is what was behind that Joyce and Walky paywall.