To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
on October 20, 2012 at 12:01 amChapter: Alien Abductions
Location: Read Hall lobby
I really don’t blame Joe.
The background of this one puzzles me a little. The three windows behind Danny and Joe in the first panel are clearly the windows that lead into Landes dining hall, but I’ve drawn trees in there. Maybe those windows are reflecting hardcore the windows on the opposite side of the lobby which lead outside? Yeah, sure.
(Dumbing of Age note: I draw this location way better here.)
Honestly, the chick in panel two looks concerned and Joe looks like he’s gone to comfort her (platonically, before the jokes start.) Which is, of course, not how this scene is supposed to read at all, so kudos on getting better at facial expressions.
Comfort her platonically, with his penis. In her vagina.
Joe doesn’t know any other kind of comfort at this point, does he?
No no no, those aren’t trees at all – you’re interpreting the negative space backwards. Clearly it’s a MASSIVE FIRE!
Which suddenly makes this comic tragically hilarious!
Joe is not subject to the rule of “Bros before hoes”
He subscribes more to “Joes before Bros”
Y’know, I just assumed they were inside the dining hall looking out the windows. It’s not like there’s any other background to indicate an interior or exterior scene.
I like how Danny adds “I answered myself” to his narration.
Originally posted:
October 13, 1997