This is a dream
on June 11, 2013 at 12:01 amChapter: Joyce the Squirrel
Characters: Joyce Brown, Sarah Clinton
Location: Joyce and Sarah's dorm room
BUTTS DISEASE
Hrm. Â Joyce’s subconscious is apparently aware she’s in a webcomic.
BUTTS DISEASE
Hrm. Â Joyce’s subconscious is apparently aware she’s in a webcomic.
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Pnatless furries? Wjhat are you? Disney? 😛
I am always surprised by the amount of pantless furries you see simply by checking the “Most Popular” for “Latest 24 hours” over on DeviantArt…
Ah well, at least those are not the worst. *shudder*
“I have a sudden inexplicable urge to beat up Doctor Doom and call Deadpool an Evil, Evil Man!”
Squirrel Girl ain’t _that_ furry, dude.
How do you know? Ever seen her without pants? Perv!
When DC and Marvel do another crossover, I want them to focus on the greatest team-up of all time — Squirrel Girl and Ch’p the Green Lantern.
Squirrel Girl is way out of Ch’p’s league. Put her up against Darkseid or Doomsday.
Yeah, I know — Squirrel Girl’s tough as hardboiled nails! — but I really just want to see the two of them together. Maybe not necessarily a team-up, just having a brief conversation or something.
She can control squirrels, though. She’d be able to take over Ch’p and have access to the most powerful weapon in the universe. It would only make her MORE formidable.
Then she’d beat up the Endless for being too goth and depressing.
Nah, she’s just dreaming she’s in a webcomic.
It would demonstrate that there is a Creator… though not the rest of it.
Kind of got the short end of the stick there, huh? Walky Walkynport and David Walkerton get weird future-predicty dreams, she gets fourth wall dreams instead…
…Come to think, I wonder if it’s a “David” thing? 😛
C’mon, Joyce. Everyone knows animal characters don’t wear pants.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Is this just PANTStasy.
Caught in a pantslide, no escape from reality…
Open your flies, look up to the skies and peeeee…
I’m just a bare boy, I need no sympantsy
Because I’m easy whiz, easy flow
Piddle high, piddle low
Any way the wind blows
Is how it’s gonna splatter
To peeeeee…
To pee…
Mama… just peed on a man
Put my wiener against his head
Let it loose and now he’s wet
Mama…whiz had just begun
But now I’ve gone and flushed it all away
Mama…. wo-o-o-oah
I’m caught in my fly
If I don’t crap again this time tomorrow, dairy on, dairy on, without a care for any splatter
I’m just a poor boy
from a pants-less family.
…Dammit, why didn’t I think of that?
I feel bad for missing out on such a cool pun thread, you could say I was caught with my pants down.
The thread is just glorious XD
Ack, pantsless (squirrel) lady! My virgin eyes!!
Also, did you have to take a cold shower after drawing this, Willis?
yep, just as funny as when I read it 13+ years ago
No. Wait. I take back what I said yesterday.
These strips didnt make me uncomfortable because they made Willis sound ignorant. They made me uncomfortable because they were so self-awarely maturbatory.
But that’s waaaay more entertaining now anyway!
Pretty certain a barely-suggestive line drawing of a rodent character who’s fuzzy enough to hide all the important parts, coupled with a cold shower, is very nearly the antithesis of masturbatory.
It’s the self-awareness that’s masterbatory, not the images.
A surprisingly large– strike that. A predictably large number of furries would disagree with you on that. (And no, I’m not among them.)
Well played guys! Encore!
“I have no pants”, five exclamation points, has got to be the Scottish battle cry.
Sarah’s a cat, I guess, but with her nose and ears she looks more like a deer.
I scream this on a regular basis. Really freaks out my coworkers and customers at McDonald’s.
Now I’m imagining Joyce singing “I’m a squirrel with no pants!” in the voice of Candace Flynn. I would be quite happy not to be imagining that, really.
I’m glad your lettering improved. “all your dreams IMOLIE cute animals.”
My lettering since about 2003 has been a font.
SLIGHT DETOUR due to CONFLUENCE OF INTERNET THINGS making me doubt whether I am AWAKE or actually DREAMING some rather f***ed dream.
1/ I talk about early experiences of finding anthro art on Geocities and the creator of such going on to be an entomologist, apropos of pretty much nothing.
2/ I am also on Twitter. Willis tweets about this Kickstarter, specifically about being able to get a bug named after you at the top level.
3/ FIRST NAME ON THE CONTRIBUTOR LIST, plus first person / lowest level offering a custom sketch, PLUS the person OFFERING TO NAME THE BUG?!
Yes.
That very artist. Back in the drawing saddle in a more semi-pro way.
What the f***, internet?
Stop enabling my weird teenage hangups.
Given that the only contact I ever had with her was as said teenager and I somewhat weirded her out with over the top fawning (nothing sexual, no “OMG I HAVE TO MEET YOU” etc… just… maybe a bit too eager and sycophantic), would it just be too amazingly awkward to big on the $200 level and get a sketch?
(I’d go for the most superamazinglyawkward $1500 level, but, hell, I’m just not that rich).
It’s this, by the way.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ironspike/the-sleep-of-reason-an-anthology-of-horror
…and the only reason I’m not squeeing like a lunatic on the twitter itself is that I’ve already posted here about it and, well … PowerWord: Real Name.
I’m going to have to go take a nap now I think, and see if it’s still there when I wake up.
Sorry, not the first commission level. I must have been distracted by other page content and blipped over all the $100 ones.
Go check it out, it looks pretty damn superfly. Ahem.
That is crazy. When the Kickstarter went up I said “that level looks like it belongs on Deviant Art.” Then I pledged $200 and blew my comic budget for the year because it was a neat pitch.
Given the way the tail is drawn here, I’m now 100% certain this is spoofing Eric Schwartz’s comics. I actually really liked “Sabrina at See-CAD”, the short-lived strip he wrote & drew while at school, but once it became “Sabrina Online” he tried to make things sexier, which just made it more generically furry and less fun.
Also, and here I feel awkward contradicting the strip’s creator, I don’t think Joyce’s subconscious is aware that she’s in a webcomic; I think it’s just aware that this dream is a webcomic, which makes sense since it was sparked by seeing a webcomic.
It is Slappy Squirrel’s tail: http://www.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/legacy/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/450slappy.png
Or basically any cartoon squirrel’s tale ever, because that’s how cartoon squirrel tales are drawn.
^ the man speaketh truth. Sadly. Amy’s tail is much straighter.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=amy+the+squirrel&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=qjy3UcmwDsiV0AXkxIDQAw&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=1176
Holy mutant URLs batman O_o
Actually, I was thinking of Sabrina’s tail. Not that it matters anyway.
Trying to figure out what species Sarah is. The tail looks a bit cat-ish.
Either a cat or the fourth animaniac.
so your uptight repressed self was a furry? heh!
Joyce’s subconscious also makes her build aliens out of mashed potatoes, so she probably does have suppressed memories of when the fourth wall crumbled.
Originally posted:
January 5, 1999
Although at first I couldn’t believe that you went from this to creating WPAS and other porno-comics, I can now, considering how my own learning about sex was very much restricted until college as well. I even recall telling my older sister, when she kissed a boy in 5th grade, that she lost her “lip virginity”. Fifteen years later, I can’t claim to have any vestige of the aforementioned virginity. XD