All I want is a proper cuppa coffee, made from a proper cuppa coffee pot…
Tin coffee pots and iron coffee pots, they’re no use to me!
If I can’t have a proper cuppa coffee from a proper cuppa coffee pot I’ll have a cuppa tea!
Whenever I remember how easily sal could incapacitate HA and friends, it always makes me wish she had just curb stomped him to death so all that shit in ItsWalky didn’t have to happen.
They ALL do that, even throughout It’s Walky. They can already beat him easily, then he seems set on making them super mad. It’s like he has no survival instinct at all. And they’re all deeply stupid and crazy, but I already knew that part.
Except most of his emotional bombs end with the character it’s targeted at trying to kill him. Sure, it makes them irrational and that leaves them vulnerable but he has no way to exploit that weakness, most of the time he’s not even wielding a weapon.
You can always tell how successful your hero is by how many of his or her opponents need therapy after.
Head alien and friends not likely to need therapy, they are quite happy crazy, and they don’t seem to break-more like bounce. Or maybe, a coffin?
A better question, Jason, would eb why didn’t you help when she asked? Ass.
He can’t sully his pure european hands with your run of the mill AMERICAN aliens. Bring in some English aliens and THEN he’ll be ready to rumble.
Extratearesstrials.
…okay, that was lame.
/me starts singing: I don’t drink coffee I take tea my dear […]
All I want is a proper cuppa coffee, made from a proper cuppa coffee pot…
Tin coffee pots and iron coffee pots, they’re no use to me!
If I can’t have a proper cuppa coffee from a proper cuppa coffee pot I’ll have a cuppa tea!
Whenever I remember how easily sal could incapacitate HA and friends, it always makes me wish she had just curb stomped him to death so all that shit in ItsWalky didn’t have to happen.
They ALL do that, even throughout It’s Walky. They can already beat him easily, then he seems set on making them super mad. It’s like he has no survival instinct at all. And they’re all deeply stupid and crazy, but I already knew that part.
I think it’s because he makes them super mad — when he has plans for it — that he makes it. Makes them mad and starts arguments within the group.
He’s not as much of a manipulator as a lighter of emotional bombs, though, and it’s doubtful he actually tries to do his manipulating.
Except most of his emotional bombs end with the character it’s targeted at trying to kill him. Sure, it makes them irrational and that leaves them vulnerable but he has no way to exploit that weakness, most of the time he’s not even wielding a weapon.
Details! Details!
It’s like he is an alien version of Mike. Only with much grander plans than being the biggest asshole.
The better question, Jason, is why didn’t you even try?
Originally posted:
November 12, 1998