Teddy Ruxpin
on September 22, 2013 at 12:01 amOh, I see. Previous sort-of meeting acknowledged. I plugged that possible plot hole right up quick, didn’t I.
Oh, I see. Previous sort-of meeting acknowledged. I plugged that possible plot hole right up quick, didn’t I.
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Teddy Ruxpin had the single most relaxing voice any being has ever possessed. Listen this and try not to doze off.
Challenge accepted and completed, so where is my prize?
Joe’s kind of an asshole, huh?
I sense Joe getting punched tomorrow.
Joyce, honey, you know full well danny does not say nice things about you. you should not be happy about that
I’m sure saying mean things is just Danny’s way of showing affection, because he’s too shy to admit his feelings for me!
… It’s ALIIIIIVE.
WEIRD SCIENCE
Weird…weird…weird
Plastic tubes and microchips,
Shootin’ form the hip
Sumthin’ dif’erent we’re makin’
WEIRD SCIENCE!
Wow, Joe’s general asshattery has caused Ruth’s head to spin 135 degrees to the left, while doing Spock’s “Fascinating” facial expression. Impressive.
“shh, my Joe-is-being-a-dick sense is tingling”
Ah but consider…we have a college student with a highly developed asshattrery bone, and a student with a Teddy Ruxpin fixation, a tape of Lion King, a Bursar Bill, and an apparent fear of bugs.
Seriously….
Doesn’t every student have a Bursar bill?
I used to have a Bursar Bill, but I traded it for an Admissions Annie.
+1 +1 +1
No, it was 1 + 1 + 2 + 1!
What is Bursar Bill?
The Bursar is the person who handles student tuition, because school wants you to know uncommon words.
The Joke is Joe is a dick and Joyce is like 5.
Given that he’s taping bugs to her hair, apparently Joe is also like 5.
Oh, so this happens a lot then. I feel less bad for Joyce and more angry at Joe who is, surprising no one, a major league dick.
And I don’t mean he’s a major league at using his dick I mean his personality is that of someone we in the colloquial vernacular would refer to as “a dick”.
Great, now I need brain bleach. I had an image of Joe hitting baseballs with a bat sized erection.
snorts with laughter
How do you people come up with these things?
Joe burned a copy of The Lion King? He really is evil.
Originally posted:
February 9, 1999