Swiffer
on March 24, 2021 at 12:01 amReally should have had Jason call them “bloody Swiffer mops” so you wonder whether he’s actually describing them or just being English.
Really should have had Jason call them “bloody Swiffer mops” so you wonder whether he’s actually describing them or just being English.
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So that was a shoe-tread print.
Neat.
Alternate universe comment: So are the mops ‘bloody’ because he is oh so English or because HOLY SH!T Monkey killed the bejesus out of them or because both.
And are their stinky corpses under the mops?
So either Sal and alternate D.J. survived being stomped by MM and cleaned up their own blood before they left, or HAII and MM took them with them and cleaned the area before going wherever. Or something else because both those possibilities seem pretty weird to me.
I know Swiffers are terrible for the environment because they’re single use plastics that serve a frivolous purpose, but whoever threw those out could’ve at least reused the handles! There’s a reason the pads are replaceable!
it occurs to me that you need multiples bc minions
TIL that Swiffer mops can clean blood, I think.
Don’t know that I’ll ever have that much blood to get off a floor, but it may come in handy.
The trick is to clean it up with hydrogen peroxide before it dries.
Cleaning blood with a Swiffer is easy (use the wet pads).
Cleaning blood off of porous concrete and/or asphalt with a Swiffer. That’s an impressive trick.