Slack-jawed monkeys
on November 17, 2020 at 1:01 amChapter: This Man-- This Manhattan
Location: New York, New York
Always weird looking back at this story where Amber’s the one who’s useless in a fight.
Always weird looking back at this story where Amber’s the one who’s useless in a fight.
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What even makes a Tung! Tung! sound?
Apparently a giant mutant frosted honey bun walking around.
Maybe Honey Bun just wants to watch people make out.
I figured it was probably, like, pipes or beams or cables underground snapping and Mike pulled the chunk of pavement out. But I guess it’s too thin a chunk to really have infrastructure in it. So probably it’s giant mutant frosted honey bun stomping sounds.
Really, Mike’s parents are already DQ’d from the Darwin Awards by virtue of being parents.
probably his having been killed once made them *technically* eligible candidates again
Yeah, but he’s still able to sure children anyways, so they’re still disqualified.
I would argue it is not actually Mike anymore, even if the Martian tech used Mike’s DNA as a blueprint
But then it’s not like Darwin Awards are real awards anyway
I think DA people decided that doesn’t matter, in theory because you still decrease future opportunities to spread your genes, and in practice because it’s difficult to apply.
More rocks!
Well, at least Mike doesn’t take Amber’s rock for granite.
I mean, Amber isn’t completely useless in a fight in this universe either, she can kick some butt as Amazi-Girl, it’s just that she’s useless in fights against aliens and giant monsters.
In this universe she doesn’t have any kind of training, she is full instinct and rage when she is motivated enough to fight, and being amazi-girl is still somewhat new to her. While she isn’t useless in a normal fight, this is a TINY BIT more dangerous than, say, Hotwheels guy.
She’s also good at finding more rocks for Mike to throw at the giant monsters.
Mike, I appreciate that you didn’t have the best relationship with your team-mates but I really don’t think that this is the time to discuss them.
I appreciate the callback to Squad-whateverthehell and Monkey Master’s cannons in the Martian City brawl
It’s sort of sweet that Mike kept hold of Amber’s hand. I wonder if he was even consciously aware of it?
Meanwhile, I’m wondering if we’ll see an appearance by Amazi-Girl in this fight!
Keep in mind, the Walkyverse’s Amazi-Girl doesn’t have any of the same training as the Dumbiverse’s. Walkyverse!Amazi-Girl’s Iconic Weapon™ is a toy corn popper.
Also, the Walkyverse costume looks different. 😛