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on February 8, 2020 at 1:01 amThis is a work of fiction. Names, events, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
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youthis fictional person useThey’re jeans, it sucks when they slap you ther-er, so I’ve heard.
Is that what’s happening? I thought his shoe was stuck in there.
I feel your pain, Dave.
I’ve suffered some painfully embarrassing (and also just plain painful) injuries in my life, but at least I’ve never been kicked in the nuts by my own pants.
So his dick doesn’t have super strength?
I’m fairly sure it doesn’t help when you’re thrashing your pants around with abductee-level strength.
I’ve hurt myself in stupid clumsy ways before, but I’ve never managed to do that.
“Coincidental”
I had this happen to me once its as painful as it looks.