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on May 8, 2013 at 12:01 amSal literally just homelessly walks across the country with no hope or purpose, but she still views talking to Jason “a waste of my time.” Ouch, Jason.
Sal literally just homelessly walks across the country with no hope or purpose, but she still views talking to Jason “a waste of my time.” Ouch, Jason.
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Well, yeah–until the bowtie comes off, apparently… |=3
But Bow ties are cool!!!!
Sal, you’ll obsess over Danny for YEARS but Jason is a waste of time? At least Jason occasionally does something interesting, or at least lives with interesting people.
Isn’t Danny basically the guy who connects all the interesting people?
I think what would be most relevant here is that Jason evidently has money. Sticking around him could have its advantages.
Plus, y’know, he keeps on the move seeing as he’s trying to see America…and he’s clearly willing to help..how is he a waste of her time again?
Aside from the fact that she finds him really irritating (begin as you mean to go on!) she may reasonably feel that getting random innocent bystanders involved with her troubles is a bad idea. Which is hilarious, considering, but she doesn’t know that yet.
“Sal literally just homelessly walks across the country with no hope or purpose”
I didn’t actually realize, until a few days ago, that it’s never really said where Sal was heading. Did she have any sort of plan?
Just wanderin’. Probably trying to keep ahead of You Know Who.
I don’t think she did a good job.
But this is autumn 98. He’s been dead for a few months.
Sal is running away from Voldermort?
Voldemort is really HA in a robot suit.
Whoa, hey, I’m suddenly Billie over here, too. Now I just need to somehow get Billie as a random grav on Shortpacked!, and I’ll have the trifecta.
Okay, dating myself here, but I now have a mental image of Sal as Guānchāng Caine. 😛
And am I also dating myself by admitting that I understand the reference?
I’m imaging Jason sitting at the bar now doing Jabberjaw’s “nyuck nyuck nyuck no respect” line.
…Rodney Dangerfield really doesn’t get any respect, does he.
“I went to my therapist and said everyone hates me. He said “don’t be silly, Rodney, everyone hasn’t met you yet”.”
OH MY GOSH YES THIS IS
WOW
THIS IS AMAZING
(my new Gravatar not the comic, which is pretty nice too I guess)
Something something thirsty something something waste of time something something drama.
Wait, should I have put a cancer cancer in there instead?
Slenderman strikes again!
instead of being friend zoned everyone should just use you got Jason zoned.
Jason just never has any luck with Sal . (for a very long time i dont really know what happend in Joyce and walky so maybe they had a happy ending …)
ME!
…..
Is it Joyce?
Is it an alien?
Sal seems to be doing pretty well for someone who just walked over a thousand miles (+200 from La Porte).
(That estimate (1039 miles, 340 hours walking) assumes she pretty much made a beeline from Bloomington to Denver, which I don’t think she did.)
Originally posted:
November 5, 1998