Penny? Is that you?
on June 6, 2018 at 12:01 amAw dang, Dargon got himself Snoked!
(The Supreme Leader is dead! Long live the Supreme Leader!)
But yes, Dargon Chesterfield is just a beefier, stubblier, eyepatched Jason in boots and shoulderpads. I wonder if he ever leaves his den for the outdoors dressed like this, or if he has to, like, wear cardigans so everyone in London isn’t all “whoa who’s that supervillain.”
but it looks like dargon is
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gone
It’s London. They’d be too polite to comment either way.
You’re thinking about the other London, the one in Canada.
you have clearly never been to ontario.
“PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS!- Wait, no, that’s terrible. I’ll tell people I had a better kill line.”
I like how he wears shoulder pads over his suit.
I think if I were a supervillain I would choose not to wear a tie.
Yeah, a real supervillain would wear a bowtie… wait…
CRAVAT
Oh wow Jason Dad looks like really cool, a little over the top especially with that name but still. I wonder what his motivations and plan are as a new antagonist- oh he’s dead…..Welp I guess all we have now is head Alien and this lunatic, Yeeeaaaah.
Dargon it.
Sheesh, it ‘s hard to find a right hand man/woman that won’t stab you in the back given the chance.
Dargon should have seen it coming when, in an on-line poll, Penny voted Starscream as her favourite Transformer.
Dargon sort of had it coming by not having a dozen armed guards in the room with him and having visitors routinely disarmed and strip-searched. When one is a black hat, one should assume one’s minions’ treachery from the get-go!
Clearly, he forgot to read the Evil Overlord List. Perhaps it didn’t exist in his universe, and for some odd reason no-one pointed him towards it in this one.
You also have at least one trusted minion (preferably a couple, unknown to each other) with the lieutenant, so you know ahead of time everything they screwed up.
Especially if the penalty for failure is as bad as the penalty for failed rebellion.
Is this loss?
Willis, that last pun was just… bad.
JASON: “Suddenly, I feel lighter and easier! It’s as if a great load has fallen from my shoulders!”
SAL: “I don’t want to hear about your digestive functions, Chesterfield.”
I don’t think that’s how digestive functions work
Sir Willis, that pun was truly awful. Masterfully done.
Hi Dargon!
Bye Dargon!