One important girl versus the fate of the world
on July 28, 2017 at 12:01 amChapter: Nostalgia
Characters: Hamburger Helper Guy, Jason Chesterfield
Location: Hamburger Helper Guy's condo
aw yeah, punch him face-down into the hamburger helper
or is that blood
naw it’s probably hamburger helper
Tell him you have Nachitos. Boom, manipulation.
Or Taco Bell.
Or tell him to come look at the poop you took.
Or to look at the poop you took after eating a limited-edition Nachito-shelled volcano taco from Taco Bell.
(If you don’t need him alive afterwards, that is)
Originally posted:
November 14, 2002
Actually, November 15th, 2002
He called him ‘Walky’! Good signs!
dude’s snorting Hamburger Helper
Florida
We’ve gotta pimp this place up, Alan
Mind, Joyce
Livejournal
Identification, please!
So, uh.
Has Walky actually done anything yet to earn Jason thinking he’s not as dumb as he looks?
Like, I mean, Danny, sure, but. There was no garuntee that shoving Sal’s five-years-an-ex-boyfriend in front of her was gonna work.
Walky did manage to track down and infiltrate One of Head Aliens bases by himself in a single day.
Oh yeeeaaah…
I mean Head Alien meant for that to happen but also didn’t make it easy for him? So.
Thinking about it, the twin swap in the Martian Embassy was also his idea, wasn’t it. Never mind.
How DELICIOUS!
Good night, troops
Try not to take what Mike says seriously
Without Walkerton
Florida
Panel 5 Jason: Nothing teaches you how hard Walky is to manipulate as spending years being the unfortunate schmuck who is nominally in command of him.
I have to say, the ongoing Hamburger Helper jokes added in this week have been making me laugh loudly at work all week.
I just had to stifle a laugh-snort at work while reading the commentary.
Jason’s right, they underestimate just how dim and out of it Walky is – if they think they can keep him from just wandering off and doing whatever he wants, they have another thing coming XD
… Not. Saying. Anything.
Awwwww, Jason just complimented Walky. <3