I don’t care how awesome a shot you are, Jason. If a yellow jacket taking a big bite out of your wrist could cause you to flinch, throw off the aim of your totally unnecessary bullet by just a few inches, and then force you to find a new lead because your present one is dead, all for a shot that you didn’t need to take to intimidate a source that you could have intimidated just as easily and with less risk of attracting law enforcement by other means, THEN YOU DON’T TAKE THE SHOT.
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Originally posted:
October 13, 2002
is he THAT Cigarette-Smoking Man?
Hullo! What’s all this!
Wiigii!
Mail call!
We’re back to square one.
8 to 5
How’s “The Talk” coming?
Leave him alone, Mike
Stronger than you look
Dear me. This was a mistake.
And next thing I knew
“…I was fuckin’ your mom.”
(Posting this just to see which character comes up for me when I’m not signed in…)
No steroids and no hormones
Sal won me over so fast.
You don’t have to stay
May I be excused
Thanks for joining us, Ms. Brown
(Had another one, but for some reason, only the first line was copied. Aargh.)
…huh. I’m not logged in, but it still gives me my normal gravatar. It’s supposed to work that way, now?
I think you get your Gravatar every time you use that same combination of username and email address.
I could have sworn I saw others who were signed out get Not-A-Gravatar, though, some time ago. Oh, well.
Looks like Jason has activated his badass mode.
Check out that surprisingly realistically-sized dramatic moon.
That might be the most badass cigarette-lighting I’ve ever seen.
Is Jason’s father . . . Mike?
Depends if it was for a nickle.
“Not buying it. I’m pretty sure I’m older than Mike.”
Also, seriously, Jason, take some gun safety courses.
You father died, Darth Vader killed him.
What’s that on the walls? Is it…weirdly sound-effect-bubble-shaped chipped paint?
those walls are FAKE brick
She’s 21 and she doesn’t know where babies come from!
How’d you get in here
Did you wash your face?
Now, now
It’s summer!
If you think Jason was gun happy before.
No commenting on how your originally drew this with him lighting up the filter end because you didn’t understand cigarettes at the time?
Brit cigs work backwards. Everybody knows that.
I don’t care how awesome a shot you are, Jason. If a yellow jacket taking a big bite out of your wrist could cause you to flinch, throw off the aim of your totally unnecessary bullet by just a few inches, and then force you to find a new lead because your present one is dead, all for a shot that you didn’t need to take to intimidate a source that you could have intimidated just as easily and with less risk of attracting law enforcement by other means, THEN YOU DON’T TAKE THE SHOT.
It’s very hard to look intimidating while wearing a red bow-tie, even with a gun.
I like to think this is the third guy Jason’s met because he accidentally shot the other ones.
I really like that last panel.
“YOU LEAVE YOUR FATH– oh… yeah, right”