Marital relations?
on October 14, 2019 at 12:01 amRoss came along at that time in a Slowly Deconverting From Fundamentalist Christianity person’s life that they start to think, hey, y’know, let’s make fun of it a little. They’ve got some distance! And maybe a bit of anger at how friggin’ stupid it now all felt and so here come a series of take-thats! Well, take that!
Not an entirely noble stage, but kind of a rite of passage.
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I would’ve just been “why do you care” and slammed the door
we already get folks proselytizing for Verizon
I would have been like “Are you my land lord? No? Then back off or I’m going to release gods wrath across the back of your head in the next minute.
Maybe just my opinion, but “we already get folks proselytizing for Verizon” is a way better slam-the-door line.
I mean, it’s Toedad, he prob doesn’t know what a Verizon is
I already have Verizon, so I get folks proselytizing for the competition. All I do is tell them my data requirements and they slink away, knowing they can’t provide it.
(My wife and I produce video. We need fast UPLOAD speeds. Cable internet can’t provide that.)
FIOS?
You lucky dog.
After all Joyce and Walky have been through, God’s wrath is probably a minor annoyance at best.
Well, Walky was literally the closest to a God a being would ever be, so he doesn’t give a damn about God
I hope Toedad isn’t here long. He might miss ruining church for Rikk, Rumy and Ally.
Ross, I’m pretty sure it’s none of your damn business what sex stuff they do in their own apartment.
If making fun of your fundie upbringing is ignoble, then I guess I’m not noble either. Shrug.
Sorry, I’m not Christian. Pardon me while I go fuck the willing unmarried woman in my bed. Oh, and fuck YOU, too.
Walky, you gotta stop giving a shit what other people think. It’s healthier, too.
Once a prick, always a prick.
In the 70’s I was sharing an apartment with a friend. For a Halloween party I had stuck a small painted plaster statue of Cthulu and a “House of Evil” sign and a painting a friend had done of a demented madman type in the front window by the door. And then I mostly forgot about it because it wasn’t visible from inside and we usually came in through the back entrance where the parking was. Occasionally I would see it and think, “Oh, I need to take that down,” and go inside and forget. About June I got a call at work from an apologetic manager that wanted to know if it was alright to come into the apartment and take the stuff out of the window because it was freeking out the new next door neighbor. I said yeah, but they only removed the sign. I put the rest away that night but for the rest of the year (probably until their lease ran out) the neighbors went out of their way to avoid us.
Bonus!