List off all your abductee powers again
on October 30, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: The Beginnings of the Ends
Characters: David Walkerton, Joyce Brown
Location: Joyce and Walky's apartment
honestly my insides start throwing fits if i’m eating NOT taco bell
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I have to wonder how they know everything on the list
Midoriya-level meticulous note-taking?
I mean, it’s kinda like how you get used to doing stuff and just know.
Like in programming, you know how to call a function or make a for loop. It’s just something you know you have in your arsenal.
SEMME probably kept a database. (Well, a certain person did have a hand in the abductees being abducted and gaining their powers to begin with…)
A few years back, there was a Superman story set during the first year(s) of his career, where he is telling Ma and Pa about some heroic deed and admitting he doesn’t know for sure how invulnerable he actually is, and every time he puts himself in (further) danger he wonders if this is going to be “it”.
One of the bits I appreciated about All-Star Superman was that he needed a custom-built future-tech crushing machine just to confirm that he was stronger.
Maybe he just has access to his character sheet.
Sigma-level?
(retyping this because I realized when I woke up that I mistyped my email, leading to my comment being stuck in moderation)
If letters of the Greek alphabet correspond ordinarily to their respective numbers, and each number is “X”-times human strength, that would imply Walky is as strong as 18 “standard” humans.
If using Sigma in the context of Greek numerals, on the other hand, it would imply that his strength is in the ballpark of equivalence to 200 ordinary humans.
Imagine if his farts were as toxic as poisonous gas. No one would be safe.
Gotta maintain equilibrium in the system.
I’m kinda glad I don’t eat taco bell food very often considering what I’ve heard about it from people who do eat it more often.
I’ve never eaten Taco Bell in my life and Willis is doing nothing to make me consider trying it. If they’re paying him for advertising, they should get their money back.
This is mostly a very long-running internet gag, and one that got tired a long time ago IMO. As a regular Taco Bell customer, I don’t recall ever experiencing any digestive distress as a result. Eating really excessive quantities might have some unpleasant consequences, but I’m sure that’s true of any other fast food place. And if someone barfed their burrito supreme all over the place after a couple beers too many, that’s not Taco Bell’s fault, either.
I haven’t eaten there much lately, but that’s because of pandemic restrictions, not because of the food. I just hate sitting in the drive-thru, especially since I always seem to get stuck behind at least three people who ordered one of everything on the menu.
FWIW, the impression I get from strips/gags like this one is not that it’d make the eater uncomfortable, or vomit, but that the eventual … output (some combination of solid, liquid and gas) is not something that anyone is going to want to be near.