Knock yerselves out
on May 7, 2021 at 12:01 amCharacters: Assorted Future Kids, David Walkerton, Head Alien II, Jason Chesterfield, Joyce Brown, Machete
Location: Professor Doc's lab
semme doesn’t give all their agents handguns because sal keeps using them to shoot her boyfriends
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Joyce did have that hand-cannon.
“aww, they brought guns to a fist fight”
So, if these kids are all “college-aged”, and they’re all coming from 2029, (the Martians said they’d be back in 25 years)…
…no Donna, Abby, Gabby, or Tabby, then, I guess. Though I suppose if Donna starts college a year or two early, it might be possible? Not that any of them had been created at this point, anyway.
We do know that a handful of the abductees’ powers activated early, as well (Pretty sure Beef was, for one, and definitely Robin,) and subsequently drafted. Granted, the two born abductees we know of were both on the later end of the scale, but it’s possible an older teen or two snuck in because hey, it beats high school.
Assuming they weren’t also drafted by a shady agency as soon as they could conceivably be useful. Or the societal collapse caused by the Soggies’ Invasion meant they were fighting for years before the Martians ever showed up because that was just what you did. Though that at least didn’t prevent the release of Animal Crossing, so y’know, it can’t have been QUITE that bad.
It is very weird that in a modern military organization a person using guns was noteworthy enough to be nickname material. And not even like a specific type of gun like a Revolver or something, just using guns at all
Well, she uses two guns, not just one.
Also I really hope you randomly got the Guns avatar because if so that’s hilarious.
It isn’t random. I don’t think there is a Guns avatar in the random avatar pool even
Well she was going to call herself “Revolver,” but she just got really sick of people thinking she was a Beatles fan…
She probably didn’t talk about anything else and based her entire personality on them. I don’t think she got enough panel time to contradict that.
I pretty sure there’s quite a few insufferable gun people in the military, but they probably get a more specific nickname than just ‘guns’
Jason, I wouldn’t consider that ‘roughing them up a bit.’
Then again, is it really murder if they don’t have any legal proof of existence in this universe? (Anti-Joyce says yes, buuuuuut…)
It would seem kinda weird to me that most of the folks in SEMMF didn’t use guns much, except I remember how much damage they did (or almost did) without them. But you know, it might be a good idea to use guns against HAII.