KLUMP!
on January 16, 2021 at 1:01 amChapter: Tales Told out of School
Characters: David Walkerton, Joyce Brown
Location: Joyce and Walky's apartment
I’m sure this also really happened at some point.
Though Joyce has superstrength, so,
I’m sure this also really happened at some point.
Though Joyce has superstrength, so,
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My husband was being goofy once and elbowed himself in the eye when I raised my arms to stretch
I wonder how that would’ve gone with superstrength
I’m more concerned about the prospect of accidentally biting your lip with super strength.
The abductees seem to have some degree of super-toughness as well. At least enough that they don’t tear themselves apart with their own super-strength. Even Joe, who’s a tinker mod, not a front-liner like Joyce and Walky, survived some things that probably would have killed an ordinary human.
So at least this is a Woman of Steel, Testicles of Steel situation.
Looks more like Woman Of Steel, Testicles of Testicles to me.
I don’t think we would’ve gotten to see them have any kids if that was the case.
I’m impressed by anyone’s ability to elbow themselves in the eye!
Is it worse than icy-hot?
I’m sort of wondering now what it’d be like to be the in-house physician for the Justice League Watchtower in the corners of DC continuity where Superman and Wonder Woman are an item…
This has been another David Walkerton vs. The Pain
Walky’s genitals just can’t catch a break.
Joyce, I know that once you’re married half of Walky’s body heat is legally yours, but there are better ways to go about acquiring it.
(If they’re married already. If they’re cohabbing, in this case it’s practice.)
Walky may have superstrength, but it appears his genitals are his weak spot. To be fair, the genitals are often the weak spot for people who don’t have superstrength as well.
If they both have superhuman strength and durability, do they effectively cancel each other out to baseline human level?
Don’t worry, Walky, a little Icy-Hot will take your mind off that pain.
With more pain.
If done more gently this would have probably been welcomed.
Being someone who was largely impervious to cold for most of his life (until I hit 52, then I started to get cold when I went outside shirtless to shovel the snow – honestly, not looking forward to hitting middle age!)I suspect not so welcome even if done gently. But I honestly still am not qualified to say…